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Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby teripie » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:11 pm

Stolen from : http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=11570
Sure, Tiger's big press confessional might be 10 am (CST), but it'll be 5 o'clock somewhere, right? So for all of our friends in Novoribirsk, grab a few beers, a pint of your favorite liquor, and let's watch some public shaming!

Take a drink: Every time he mentions the word "sorry" or "apologize."
Take two drinks: Every time he uses the phrase "deeply regret."
Take a shot: Every time he starts to tear up.
Take a drink: If he talks about his family.
Take a shot: If he mentions his sponsors at all.

Take TWO shots: At the beginning of the statement if he's standing in front of a giant corporate logo of some kind.
Drink your entire beer: If he mentions returning to golf within the next three months.
Drink your entire bottle of liquor: If he blames this on a horrible sex addiction that he is powerless to stop.

Drink everything in your house, cry, and curse the death of professional golf: If he announces his retirement.

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:24 pm

What's this? A tiger got loose on a golf course?

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby teripie » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:36 pm

*Hic!*
*Hic!*
*Hic!*

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby teripie » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:38 pm

NFL and NBA players pack heat and shoot people. Woods gets a little on the side, okay, a lot on the side and it's HUGE news! Knocks everything else off the front page.

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:21 pm

that's cuz Tiger's chicks are better looking than NBA/NFL players with guns and bullet wounds.

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:52 pm

Sorry, but I could care less about Tiger Woods and I certainly haven't watched his big "apology" on the news.
Besides, Golf is tres boring.
Hope his wife gets a mega cash in on the divorce and his most prized golf clubs so she can practice her swing using his balls.

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:49 pm

teripie wrote:NFL and NBA players pack heat and shoot people. Woods gets a little on the side, okay, a lot on the side and it's HUGE news! Knocks everything else off the front page.


But that's exactly why it's news. If an NBA player gets in a gun fight, no surprise. Baseball player caught using steroids? Tell me one I haven't heard. But golf players aren't a group that create a lot of controversy. So when it does happen, it sticks out.

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby farfalla » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:01 am

like a 4 wood....


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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:56 pm

ummm
i goin' ta tha beech an get me sum wood

i gunna paulish tha wood reel good !

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby bacon » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:11 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Sorry, but I could care less about Tiger Woods and I certainly haven't watched his big "apology" on the news.
Besides, Golf is tres boring.
Hope his wife gets a mega cash in on the divorce and his most prized golf clubs so she can practice her swing using his balls.


:stupid:

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:44 am

Well, I care so little that I couldn't care less about Tiger Woods or any other sporting celebrity.

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:26 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Well, I care so little that I couldn't care less about Tiger Woods or any other sporting celebrity.


Tiger should have a beer with John Terry...they have a lot in common.

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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby black bart » Wed May 12, 2010 8:52 am

I found out why Tiger Woods is such a great golfer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFa51JU3sM&feature=related


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