Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
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Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Arrr mates, seems thars hard tiomes all a round these days.
What be ye and yer crews doin these days ta git by?
Ave ye cut tha rum rashuns or added a little more watur to tha grog?
Ave ye sent search parties ta recuver hand reuse cannon balls?
Oi finks tha reses-shun as it old Bartie hard as well. Me last tin of FHS didnt ave nary a fish head in it!
What be ye and yer crews doin these days ta git by?
Ave ye cut tha rum rashuns or added a little more watur to tha grog?
Ave ye sent search parties ta recuver hand reuse cannon balls?
Oi finks tha reses-shun as it old Bartie hard as well. Me last tin of FHS didnt ave nary a fish head in it!
Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
YArrrrr...
I had to cut back on me high tech anti-aircraft missile defence system for Santa this year. Instead O'ill be usin me prized killer parrot to flyup to sled height and gnaw off Rudolph's reindeer straps.
What's the werld comin too, when yer can't knock someone off with ease?
I had to cut back on me high tech anti-aircraft missile defence system for Santa this year. Instead O'ill be usin me prized killer parrot to flyup to sled height and gnaw off Rudolph's reindeer straps.
What's the werld comin too, when yer can't knock someone off with ease?
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Argh, oi was prepaired. Oi 'as a con-tin-gently plan, soes oi be sailin' these watarrs jus' fine.
Oi'll tell ye whut it be, cuz' oi be a good sport an sech.
See, ye take one fish head, an' ye stoor it in a vault. E'ery day, ye add annuver fish head, an' the in-ter-est gits bigger an' bigger! Oi've got a FHV (Fish Head Vault) that oi've bin maintainin' ever since oi was a wee lad.
Eck-er-nomnom-eck receshin'? Oi laff at yer face!
Oi'll tell ye whut it be, cuz' oi be a good sport an sech.
See, ye take one fish head, an' ye stoor it in a vault. E'ery day, ye add annuver fish head, an' the in-ter-est gits bigger an' bigger! Oi've got a FHV (Fish Head Vault) that oi've bin maintainin' ever since oi was a wee lad.
Eck-er-nomnom-eck receshin'? Oi laff at yer face!
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Dunno abaht da reste uv ya doo-bee-us-lee hemploy'ed buggahs, butte wot wif Eunice still aw'fy shippe-shape an' Bristol-fashyonne, wee wen gotte da "egg-sitin' egg-skur-zhunne" mono-pollie fer da Beeg Islan', Maui, an' Molokai..so, a coople toimes a day, wee sayle outte an' performe feets uv derrynge-doo fo' da haole tourists wot bee aboarrrd..an' fer a couple hextry $/L.s.d./Yen/Cronans*, selected tourists gette da unforgeddaboudit hexperry-ants uv bein' chosen " 'ostages-uv-da-day" an' revil'ed by alle an' fed Fish-'ead(less)-Stoo..evvahbuddy 'appy: wee gots da plunder, da selec' tourists lose a bit uv weight (both inna purse (ransome) and tummy (project-i-calle hoickin'-uppe uv da F-H-S), da un-selec' tourists thank theer luckie starres they no gette "selected"..an' anudda daye dawns, bryghte 'n' shiney inne Paradise..
*aka: ransome..cashe onlie! noe cheques!

*aka: ransome..cashe onlie! noe cheques!
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
PantyGnawer wrote:
Oi finks tha reses-shun as it old Bartie hard as well. Me last tin of FHS didnt ave nary a fish head in it!
Arrrgh...ye were well lucky matey!
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Yarrrgh! Ye 'ad a clothes caul there, PG!
Wun weigh fer ye an yer crewe t'mayke sum hexstra dubloons wood be t'syne up fer wun ov them "pay per rowts". Oi'm not reele sertin wot awl they re-choirs, but menny a henterprizin Jim-Lad in these 'ere parrrghts gets wun fer sum pokkit cash.
Iffin ye were sharp habowt it, ye cood mayke an hexstra bit o'chaynge fer de-livverin eche munf's PlayBilge roight smart-loike to those pyrates wot be pynin aweigh fer a newe centrefold (wot wiv DaveL 'oldin owt on 'em an awl). (Ye cood even get thee konseshun fer K o'S's rashuns ov sails an sech.)
Wun weigh fer ye an yer crewe t'mayke sum hexstra dubloons wood be t'syne up fer wun ov them "pay per rowts". Oi'm not reele sertin wot awl they re-choirs, but menny a henterprizin Jim-Lad in these 'ere parrrghts gets wun fer sum pokkit cash.
Iffin ye were sharp habowt it, ye cood mayke an hexstra bit o'chaynge fer de-livverin eche munf's PlayBilge roight smart-loike to those pyrates wot be pynin aweigh fer a newe centrefold (wot wiv DaveL 'oldin owt on 'em an awl). (Ye cood even get thee konseshun fer K o'S's rashuns ov sails an sech.)
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
black bart wrote:PantyGnawer wrote:
Oi finks tha reses-shun as it old Bartie hard as well. Me last tin of FHS didnt ave nary a fish head in it!
Arrrgh...ye were well lucky matey!
Well Oi donts eet em fur shur. Oi strings em ta gether on a neklece for whats tah keep tha vampires and carnie folk aweigh.
It must werk cause it seems tak keep most evry wun aweigh!
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
pieces o'nine wrote:Wun weigh fer ye an yer crewe t'mayke sum hexstra dubloons wood be t'syne up fer wun ov them "pay per rowts".
Arrrr! We troid that, but tha dang papers keep kechin on fire whun we fires em outs arrrrrr canons.
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Arrrgh, I jus had an orrible thought...in dis credit krunch...what'll the Benbow b servin as vittles:

That was in the good old days!


That was in the good old days!



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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Arroha! Oi heered da Addy B woode begynne offerin' "fyngerr foode" inna noo yeere..(hit's da "digital sent-yurry", doncha knowe)..fer mee an' da croo, wee gonna keepe ourre hands in ourre pockits 'til wee findes outte jus' wot "fyngerr foode" be (de)compos'ed of---oi no neede anudda hooke, ta awfully!
[Bart..enny plans fer "Fishe-'ead-like Stoo (The Velveeta uv Fish-ish Soupes)"??]
[Bart..enny plans fer "Fishe-'ead-like Stoo (The Velveeta uv Fish-ish Soupes)"??]
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Arroha! Oi heered da Addy B woode begynne offerin' "fyngerr foode" inna noo yeere..(hit's da "digital sent-yurry", doncha knowe)..fer mee an' da croo, wee gonna keepe ourre hands in ourre pockits 'til wee findes outte jus' wot "fyngerr foode" be (de)compos'ed of---oi no neede anudda hooke, ta awfully!
[Bart..enny plans fer "Fishe-'ead-like Stoo (The Velveeta uv Fish-ish Soupes)"??]
Arrrrgh ye suggestin that Bart Industries go down the Maaargh Donalds route an only put the fish tails, lips an fins in?

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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Iffin yer goin' down thee Maaargh Donalds rowte, be shur t'tayke hout thee beefe tallowe.
Nuffink be moor disgustin than fish head stoo wiv chunques ov beefe tallow floetin habowt innit.
Nuffink be moor disgustin than fish head stoo wiv chunques ov beefe tallow floetin habowt innit.
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
black bart wrote:
Arrrrgh ye suggestin that Bart Industries go down the Maaargh Donalds route an only put the fish tails, lips an fins in?
Fins?? oi fought dey wuz da fynger-nailz from yer chylde-labour croo..an' anudda fing--yez myghte wanna cooke da fish-'eads a bitte longarrgh..last bowle oi hadde, 2 uv da 'eads wen go

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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
Aaarrrgh...I'll ave a word wiv me new recruit 'Able Seaman Cabbage'...wot I've put in charge o quality control. The job used ta belong ta Dave L but his hair extenshuns kept fallin in the stew!
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun
AUE!! widdout an hoccashun-ull dippynge uv DaveL's hayre-eggywhosises intae da FHS "caldron uv doom", wee noe gette dat dee-lyght-full tangy "surprize-in-ebbery-bowl" wot iz adwertiz'ed onna cannes...butte, then, coople cabbage leafs inna mix prolly wudnae goe badlie, either (they'll adde a likkle bit uv 'garrrgh-den freshnesse' to da usual FSH farts, i spec)..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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