Ongoing Pun Competition
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I went there and smelt nothing fishy, I assure you.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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pieces o'nine wrote:At the zoo, there was a floor-to-ceiling plexiglass column aquarium with fish swirling around the inside.
It was a fishous circle.
You could say they were roe-tating.
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Yarragh!!!
One of my workmates emailed me a different pun every day for two weeks. It was so lame. I asked her why she was doing it. She said just trying to brighten my day with the hope that at least one of the puns would make me chuckle.
Unfortunately,..........................wait for it,....................no pun in ten did.
One of my workmates emailed me a different pun every day for two weeks. It was so lame. I asked her why she was doing it. She said just trying to brighten my day with the hope that at least one of the puns would make me chuckle.
Unfortunately,..........................wait for it,....................no pun in ten did.
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pieces o'nine wrote:At the zoo, there was a floor-to-ceiling plexiglass column aquarium with fish swirling around the inside.
It was a fishous circle.
Funny you should say that our local aquarium had the same thing but it was for dolphins, I didn't visit it because I couldn't see the porpoise in it.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart wrote:Funny you should say that our local aquarium had the same thing but it was for dolphins, I didn't visit it because I couldn't see the porpoise in it.
You could say they were dullphins.
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black bart wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:At the zoo, there was a floor-to-ceiling plexiglass column aquarium with fish swirling around the inside.
It was a fishous circle.
Funny you should say that our local aquarium had the same thing but it was for dolphins, I didn't visit it because I couldn't see the porpoise in it.
Yeah, it's best to skate right past those exhibits.
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I agree, they've got the Scale wrong, it's in the wrong Plaice and quite frankly it's just a load of Pollacks.
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Some see the power of cod there, but I think they're floundering.
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Another fish pun and I’ll go shark raving mad.
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Edd wrote:Another fish pun and I’ll go shark raving mad.
Shoally not.
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A few more fish puns and I shall begin making an awful roe.
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I can’t get a job cause I can’t get out of bed.
I can’t go to college cause I’ve nothing in my head.
I can’t play drums and I can’t really sing
I’ve tried to play guitar but it’s got far too many strings
I’ll play bass
I can’t go to college cause I’ve nothing in my head.
I can’t play drums and I can’t really sing
I’ve tried to play guitar but it’s got far too many strings
I’ll play bass
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Just stay away from the loan sharks.
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And stay away from China. They're commie now, so that gives 'em a Red Emperor.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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I heard that China is pro-capitalism now. Give anyone enough clams and they'll come around.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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