Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
I would NEVER falsely assume to be so hallowed.
I would accept the accolade of
/A\\V/ Arghtist
without any reluctance, though.
I would accept the accolade of
/A\\V/ Arghtist
without any reluctance, though.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
TwistedSister wrote:black bart wrote:Are you Spagedeity? I'm getting confused now.
Getting confused?
This is the only religion that is simple enough for me.
I'll admit that I did try a few before settling on the FSM.
Catholicismmmm...can't even spell it.
Mooneys...terrible diet and too much chanting.
etc etc and none of them have decent T shirts.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Will 1,000 posts allow me to have a custom ranking?!?
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Pirate Johnson wrote:Will 1,000 posts allow me to have a custom ranking?!?
No...but keep writing in green ink and we'll be convinced of your potential to be a 'First Sea Lord' (in the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses green ink).
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Re: What the #%#$& is this thread about?
I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be about any more… 

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Re: What the #%#$& is this thread about?
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be about any more…
It started off with the very best intentions, like so many threads, and has gone all noodley and tangled up...and I can't think of any more Super Hero quotes!
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Batman/Adam West wrote:Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
pieces o'nine wrote:Batman/Adam West wrote:Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles.
When I first read that, I thought it was Testicals! Which made it even funnier.

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^
(Even Batman has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.)

(Even Batman has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.)
Batman/Adam West wrote:The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Robin, Cat girl's been in the Bat Cave again...
Gee Batman, how can you tell?
There's litter everywhere.
Gee Batman, how can you tell?
There's litter everywhere.
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Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
POTC is a SUPER hero movie, but still, "Yargh!" & coming from the heros, none the less
Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop.
BB wrote:Keep writing in green ink... In the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses GREEN ink
Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop.

In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Roy Hunter wrote:Well, one First Lord of the Admiralty wrote in green ink. One that Ian Fleming knew about when he was writing the James Bond books...Pirate Johnson wrote:POTC is a SUPER hero movie, but still, "Yargh!" & coming from the heros, none the lessBB wrote:Keep writing in green ink... In the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses GREEN ink
Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop.
Was he the guy who had a wooden leg which he used to scare interviewees with by stabbing his letter opener or pen into suddenly?
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
On cold afternoons he would set fire to his left foot.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
DavidH wrote:On cold afternoons he would set fire to his left foot.
You should have had a job at MI6 with that kind of thinking.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
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