Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:06 pm

I would NEVER falsely assume to be so hallowed.
I would accept the accolade of
/A\\V/ Arghtist
without any reluctance, though.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:24 am

TwistedSister wrote:
black bart wrote:Are you Spagedeity? I'm getting confused now.

Getting confused?

This is the only religion that is simple enough for me.

I'll admit that I did try a few before settling on the FSM.

Catholicismmmm...can't even spell it.

Mooneys...terrible diet and too much chanting.

etc etc and none of them have decent T shirts.

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:22 pm

Will 1,000 posts allow me to have a custom ranking?!?

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:20 am

Pirate Johnson wrote:Will 1,000 posts allow me to have a custom ranking?!?

No...but keep writing in green ink and we'll be convinced of your potential to be a 'First Sea Lord' (in the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses green ink).

Tigger_the_Wing · Postby **Tigger_the_Wing** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:53 am

I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be about any more… :confused:

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:56 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be about any more…

It started off with the very best intentions, like so many threads, and has gone all noodley and tangled up...and I can't think of any more Super Hero quotes!

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:16 pm

Batman/Adam West wrote:Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles.

TwistedSister · Postby **TwistedSister** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:08 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Batman/Adam West wrote:Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles.

When I first read that, I thought it was Testicals! Which made it even funnier. :haha:

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:51 pm

^

(Even Batman has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.)

Batman/Adam West wrote:The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:59 am

Robin, Cat girl's been in the Bat Cave again...

Gee Batman, how can you tell?

There's litter everywhere.

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:35 pm

POTC is a SUPER hero movie, but still, "Yargh!" & coming from the heros, none the less

BB wrote:Keep writing in green ink... In the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses GREEN ink

Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop. :fsm_rock:

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:53 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Pirate Johnson wrote:POTC is a SUPER hero movie, but still, "Yargh!" & coming from the heros, none the less

BB wrote:Keep writing in green ink... In the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses GREEN ink

Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop.
Well, one First Lord of the Admiralty wrote in green ink. One that Ian Fleming knew about when he was writing the James Bond books...

Was he the guy who had a wooden leg which he used to scare interviewees with by stabbing his letter opener or pen into suddenly?

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:40 am

On cold afternoons he would set fire to his left foot.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:55 am

DavidH wrote:On cold afternoons he would set fire to his left foot.

You should have had a job at MI6 with that kind of thinking.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:01 am

The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

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