R'amen wrote:Hello, just converted to the church of Fsm. Hopefully I will wear a colander tomorrow.
It's important to always practice safe sex!
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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It's important to always practice safe sex!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Purple Lil
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:R'amen wrote:Hello, just converted to the church of Fsm. Hopefully I will wear a colander tomorrow.
It's important to always practice safe sex!
R'Amen!!
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ElementalPasta
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Hello, I am new here to the religion and I fully worship Him.
His Noodly Appendages certainly look quite dashing.
His Noodly Appendages certainly look quite dashing.
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Hello! I'm a new member of FSM as well. I hope to someday become a minister, but or now, I am working on converting those around me. 
Praise His noodley goodness!
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Greetings, young human. Just pretend you don't notice any difference when you're talking to one of the Lizard People from Arcturus, and they won't bother you.
Much.
Much.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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jaycollins
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Hi all! I'm newbie guy at FSM community. It's a Friday and time to drink RUM 
Jay
Jay
I don't know how to start my essay, that is why I asked writers at essayshark to help me with it
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Actually, it's time to drink beer. But who's counting?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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DonaldTrump
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I'm old here. If I am re-elected in 2020 then I will be the oldest president ever to be elected.
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litz go pillyji sumfing
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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KinoThe3rd
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Hey Hi Hello. I have come here as I have been touched by his noodly appendage.
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Welcome KinoThe3rd
There be badgers on the foredeck.
CF
There be badgers on the foredeck.
CF
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.
I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.
I don't know about any meteor, but I think the "hammer" is coming down. See http://thehill.com/regulation/administration/354263-sessions-issues-religious-liberty-guidance-to-federal-agencies. Looks like I can refuse service to anyone who differs with my religious beliefs. Now I just have to figure out a convenient FSM belief so I can discriminate against someone I don't like. Perhaps I'll pick on an atheist.
Oh, wait....
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hi dear Pastarafians, glad to be part of the awesome community! looking forward to lots of fun and a heaven of beer and strippers!
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Welcome vvn.
Would like pudding?
CF
Would like pudding?
CF
Cardinal Fang's Python Site
http://www.cardinalfang.net
My contact e-mail address is FAKE.
To contact me, my email is "latinum" at "hotmail" dot "com".
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vvn . . . spoze 
beer and strippers be much better than 72 virgins, eh? Welcome aboard, matey..!Drop by Games, Fun, and Jokes and take a look at my "Cartoon Of The Day" thread. And by all means, please feel free to contribute.................................!
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