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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:15 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
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    A boy cow that got hit by a car, resulting in the loss of two of its legs.

Surely that would be a parable?
How so? Bi-=two. Para-=apart/broken.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Bible (cont.)
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
    A boy cow with YY syndrome.

v.
To purchase a boy cow.


A particular subgroup in a collection of literary works sorted by author species and gender.

    A quantity used to describe the size of a herd of cows; the number of boy cows present in the herd is divided by two. This process converts unibles to bibles.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:36 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
    A boy cow that got hit by a car, resulting in the loss of two of its legs.

Surely that would be a parable?
How so? Bi-=two. Para-=apart/broken.

See "paraplegic."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:38 pm

gullible

n.
Dr. Moreau's best effort with an albatross and a boy cow.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:36 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:gullible

n.
Dr. Moreau's best effort with an albatross and a boy cow.

    A derogatory term used to describe a (usually fellow) boy cow, which means to imply that the boy cow in question was born in a gully.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:46 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:See "paraplegic."

Parapelagic
-noun
a fish with a disability (it keeps sinking).

I see what you did there.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:12 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:See "paraplegic."

Parapelagic
-noun
a fish with a disability (it keeps sinking).
:facepalm: :dissapointedheadshake:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I see what you did there.
I think what you meant to say was "I sea what you did there".
    2. A car with inverted steering.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon May 01, 2017 12:37 pm

Trible (n.)

  1. A highly religious text that alternatively goes by the name "The Little Engine That Could".

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:54 am

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Trible (n.)

  1. A highly religious text that alternatively goes by the name "The Little Engine That Could".


I thought it was a small furry creature from Star Trek. :confused:

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:00 am

ameliorate
To make or become better, more bearable, or more satisfactory; improve: strategies to ameliorate negative effects on the environment.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:31 pm

Ameliarate

verb

To compare to a famous female aviator of the 20th century.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Purple Lil » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:43 pm

Perambulator

baby carriage.
an odometer pushed by a person walking.
a person who makes a tour of inspection on foot.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:11 pm

Perambulance

a manually propelled emergency conveyance for an injured or sick person.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 16, 2017 4:09 am

alveolate

Having alveoli; deeply pitted, as a honeycomb.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:31 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Al Violet
-noun
patriarch of the famous sweet-making Violet family of Parma.

Any relation, Purple Lil?


Alas no, tis but a coincidence.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:43 am

coin-sized dents

noun (plural)

What a proper hailstorm will leave in the roof of your car.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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