Temple Of The Closeted Pastafarians

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

This is where we honor the closeted Pastafarians throughout history. Just name a few and why!
I'll start:
Benjamin Franklin, because he hinted at his beliefs when he tried to reach the FSM with a long string (a string not unlike one of His noodly appendage) attached to a kite, and the FSM sent down a noodly appendage to touch him in the form of lightning (he made up the metal key bit to keep his faith hidden).

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

I am now happy to honor the guy Thomas Edison stole the idea of the light bulb from. I forgot his name, and don't really feel like looking it up. Obviously, he/she/it got some noodly inspiration and made a filament, one not unlike His noodly appendage, which finally accomplished the desired effect of producing just enough light and being simple enough for commercial use.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Now we must honor Nikola Tesla. He obviously received some noodly interference when he invented the Tesla coil, because the wires look just like spaghetti wrapped around a fork. Thus, Nikola is now inducted to The Hall Of Pastafarian Closet-Dwellers.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

I am now happy to honor myself, the guy hoo stole loose canins frum evabuddy. I forgot all my uvver naems and don't really feel like looking dem up. Obviously, I got noodles 4 branes an' i'm bak 2 steel moar canins b4 June ......

Et my grate privvyledge and honor to maek dis here pesentayshun to thee closet prafoot antipastafarian, StayFursty eerwik canin feef anus

Fankye , ye wellcum

['Murican Bald Eagle]

This is where we honor the closeted Pastafarians throughout history. Just name a few and why!
I'll start:
'Murican Bald Eagle bcoz he b mah 3rd cuzin on moi daddys side an' he runnin 4 thee Presadenseee ov thee Yewnited States ov a Merrycar. Vote 1 for thee Urk tikkette

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

go weigh ya URks

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