The Your Banned Game

[pieces o'nine]

Don't look nobody directly in the eye, hut don't look away either. They're gonna be scared of you, believe me, so don't worry about nothing. You're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

Here's looking at you kid... I see you're ^ banned.

[DavidH]

Banned for inappropriate eye movements.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Banned for public ball juggling.

[Ravi Oli]

^ banned for juggling the figures on your income tax assessment. How will your government pay back those $$Trillions to the Chinese now?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Ye band unka wabi coz ye soooo bewy notty naow sanity clause no gonna gib ya wha ya wan fer cHrizz muss rrrr ya prolly gonna git a big lummpa kole rrrr an not tha stuf caller beer rrrr

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned because Santa has run out of front teeth this year so you'll have to stick to pureed food.

[Ham Nox]

You're banned for staring eerily at children.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for making me self-conscious about my glass eye.

[Pete Byrdie]

^ It's immature to be so obsessed with your appearance, so I'm banning you!

[Pete Byrdie]

^ for not being able to tell the difference between a beak and a nose, you're banned, eye-stalk face!

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned if ^^ doesn't exterminate! exterminate! you first.

[Pete Byrdie]

For being flippant about the horrific extermination of an innocent, harmless pirate albatross by a despotic alien robot, you're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

^you're banned for flippantly re-branding British intellectual property just to make a quick buck.

[Pete Byrdie]

^ you're banned for thinking anything British was still intellectual.