The Your Banned Game

[Ravi Oli]

You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me? Then who the hell else are you looking... you looking at me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're looking at? Oh yeah? OK. ^ You're BANNED!

[pieces o'nine]

Don't look nobody directly in the eye, hut don't look away either. They're gonna be scared of you, believe me, so don't worry about nothing. You're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

Here's looking at you kid... I see you're ^ banned.

[DavidH]

Banned for inappropriate eye movements.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Banned for public ball juggling.

[Ravi Oli]

^ banned for juggling the figures on your income tax assessment. How will your government pay back those $$Trillions to the Chinese now?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Ye band unka wabi coz ye soooo bewy notty naow sanity clause no gonna gib ya wha ya wan fer cHrizz muss rrrr ya prolly gonna git a big lummpa kole rrrr an not tha stuf caller beer rrrr

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned because Santa has run out of front teeth this year so you'll have to stick to pureed food.

[Ham Nox]

You're banned for staring eerily at children.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for making me self-conscious about my glass eye.

[Pete Byrdie]

^ It's immature to be so obsessed with your appearance, so I'm banning you!

[Pete Byrdie]

^ for not being able to tell the difference between a beak and a nose, you're banned, eye-stalk face!

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned if ^^ doesn't exterminate! exterminate! you first.

[Pete Byrdie]

For being flippant about the horrific extermination of an innocent, harmless pirate albatross by a despotic alien robot, you're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

^you're banned for flippantly re-branding British intellectual property just to make a quick buck.