Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[pieces o'nine]

* knows the joke is on Ravi, because Directory Assistance would not have given out my number *

* has a celebratory cone-yak *

* offers one to Bacon, also *

[bacon]

* thanks pieces for the cone-yak *
* kicks ravi in the shin *

[pieces o'nine]

* shares a kind, pitying look with other members at Roy's delusions of grandeur *

[bacon]

*kicks roy in the shin*
*kicks pieces in the shin*

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

*kicks Roy's shin to pieces*

[pieces o'nine]

*gives Roy back his shin*

*frowns at RRR*

*takes cone-yak away from bacon*

All RIGHT, all RIGHT, keep your fur on!

*feeds Dom thee Danger Catte for gods sakes*

[bacon]

* gives Dom thee Danger Catte a pound of catnip *
* puts a rotting fish in Piece's back pocket *

[pieces o'nine]

*Puts a mix of 1/2 Sanka, 1/2 Nescafe in bacon's coffee maker*

[Ravi Oli]

*reports Roy to RSPCA for endangering Milo*

[pieces o'nine]

* reports Ravi to Crocodiles Unlimited *

[Ravi Oli]

*cleans pieces' glasses for her*
[if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, must be a.... crocodile?]

[pieces o'nine]

* calls a flash mob of Missing Links *

[Ravi Oli]

*yanks on ^'s chain and steps back just out of reach*

[pieces o'nine]

"Out of reach?" Surely you jest.



* demonstrates chain proficiency and Penance Stare *

[Ravi Oli]

*plays ^ Unchained Melody on loop until her flaming hair is extinguished and her skull explodes*