Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[pieces o'nine]

* yarn bombs the coffee maker *

[bacon]

oh yes! yarn!!!!!!
* gleefully picks up the yarn and quickly puts it in her stash *
* hopefully waits for more yarn - need enough to finish that afghan *

[pieces o'nine]

* loads up rubber-band gun with fleece and leather remnants and fires them behind the coffeemaker barricades *

[bacon]

* quickly grabs remnants and wonders what crochet trim will look best with them *
* also decides to make pillows with some of the scraps *
* wanders off battle field to figure this out leaving a few yarn trip-bombs to protect coffee pot *
* flings a few more coffee cups at pieces for good measure *

[pieces o'nine]

* surveys thee wreckage ov cheape coffee cuppe harrrghtillery and wonders wot yer 'as to do ter get a decent mug ov cone-yak around 'ere *

[Ravi Oli]

*shouts ^ a stoneware jug [only thing can hold the stuff it being equal parts Brasso, antifreeze and methanol] of moonshine cone-yak*

[pieces o'nine]

* adds a burning wick *

* throws malatov cone-yak at Ravi *

[Ravi Oli]

*reminds pieces how many shopping days till Monkey and crosses her off my card list for the singed eyebrows.*

[pieces o'nine]

*is happy to be off yet another a card exchange list*

*thinks for a minute, then diabolically adds Ravi to a card exchange list*

[bacon]

* wonders how Ravi got on her card exchange list *
* puts it in the to do pile, where the card exchange list for the past 4 monkeys has resided *

[Ravi Oli]

*sent ^ Monkey card too but witness protection still mustn't be passing them on.*
*Checks with Uncle Vito to see if he has her current address yet.*

[pieces o'nine]

* sends cards out to all via homing pigeons *

[Ravi Oli]

*sends flock of migratory swallows to bomb pieces with coconuts.*

[pieces o'nine]

* sends non-migratory coconuts which not even Milo can grip by the husk *

[Ravi Oli]

*Phones pieces and leaves her on hold with "I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts" on loop.*