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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:28 pm

^ recognizes Official Western Cowboy Speak™ when he sees it.
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Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:19 am

^Has often played the sidekick in spaghetti westerns.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Julius Aurora II » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:07 pm

^Often plays spaghetti in romantic comedies.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:21 am

^ was nominated Best Supporting Actor in an Infomercial
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:01 pm

^ was recently the cause of a public service announcement
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:26 pm

^ is developing a line of greeting cards for pets
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:03 pm

^ found her moggy wandering about Pet Semetary.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:20 pm

^ sent his crocodile to Pet Seminary
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:01 am

^ has a dog that plays bass for Judas Priest
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:26 pm

^ has ordered Milo a Sopwith Camel

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:20 am

^ asked ^^ if he wanted it ^ with one hump or two?
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:19 am

^ won the Humpty look-a-like contest.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:08 pm

After years of counseling ^ has been cured of humping her visitors' legs.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:04 am

^Is better known as the "Koala Whisperer" (course they can't hear him cos they're all the way up a smegging tree).
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:12 pm

^ was once attacked by a dropbear as he camped by a billabong.
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