The Your Banned Game

[Ravi Oli]

If a bear bans ^ in the woods, would anyone know? So I'll ban you ^ here before I head to the beach after chores and lunch.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Banning Ravi Oli, banning Ravi Oli
You'll come a-banning Ravi Oli with me.
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that banning thread:
"Who'll come a banning forumers with me?"

[Ravi Oli]

Karma police
ban this man ^,
he talks in maths,
he buzzes like a fridge,
he's like a detuned radio.

[DavidH]

Banning is i-cumen in,
Lhude sing fuckyou!
Ic i-banne Roy
And hym anoy,
And ic banne Redbeard tu;
Sing, fuckyou!

[pieces o'nine]

^ Yer banned, fer langwdj hunbecumen in t'thee Axis ov Skwirrel.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for letting ^^ gather his nuts for Winter.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ you're banned for not knowing rodent anatomy enough to realize that the "belly button" is actually the end of the sheath that the penis retracts into.

I'm banned for know that.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for knowing entirely too much about rodent anatomy for someone not in the trade.

^^ Yore band for whining about the cooling rain when it is nine thousand degrees here -- aside from intermittent National Weather Service Warnings of golf ball-sized hail.

^^^ And you. You're banned for crimes against ocular-ity.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ you're banned for excessive banning.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for not jumping on the banned-wagon when you had your chance.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^you're banned for not participating in this here thread before I did.

[black bart]

^You're banned cos it's a Monday...I hate Mondays.

[pieces o'nine]

It's just another manic Monday
^ wishes it were Sunday
'Cause that's a fun day
When only Milo runs day
It's just another manic Monday.

Bananarama says: You're banned.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Faded avatar
Covered now with artifaction
Posts much below par
Memories in bits and moderation

Pieces of nine long ago
That didn't work out right
Pieces of nine

Hieroglyphs from her hair
Souvenirs of posts together
The sig she used to wear
Pages from an old warning letter

Pieces of nine long ago
That didn't work out right
Pieces of nine
With me tonight

I close my eyes and say a prayer (to the FSM)
That in her heart
she'll find
A trace of love still there
Somewhere, ooooh, oh

[Instrumental Interlude]

Pieces of nine, in the night
Maybe she'll come back and dry
These traces of tears
From my eyes
Whoooa, oooh, oh, oooh





You're banned for making me cry...

[pieces o'nine]

^ You get one "Get Out of Banning Free" card for that.