The Your Banned Game

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

ROWAN:
Morning,

WAITRESS:
Morning.

ROWAN:
What have you got?

WAITRESS:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and ban
Egg, bacon and ban
Egg, bacon, sausage and ban
Ban, bacon, sausage and ban
Ban, egg, ban, ban, bacon and ban
Ban, sausage, ban, ban, ban, bacon, ban tomato and ban
Ban, ban, ban, egg and ban
Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, baked beans, ban, ban, ban and ban.

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban! Lovely Ban! Lovely Ban!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,
served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines,
garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Ban

PIECES:
Have you got anything without ban?

WAITRESS:
Well, the ban, eggs, sausage and ban
That's not got much ban in it

PIECES:
I don't want any ban!

ROWAN:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, ban and sausage?

PIECES:
That's got ban in it!

ROWAN:
Hasn't got much ban in it as ban, eggs, sausage and ban has it?

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban!...)

PIECES:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, ban and sausage without the ban, then?

WAITRESS:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

PIECES:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like ban!

(Choir: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, ban and sausage without the ban.

PIECES:
I don't like ban!

ROWAN:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your ban. I love it,
I'm having ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, baked beans,
ban, ban, ban, and ban!

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban! Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

ROWAN:
Well, could I have her ban instead of the baked beans then?

WAITRESS:
You mean ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban,
ban and ban?

Choir (intervening):
Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban!
Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!
Ban ba-a-a-a-a-an ban ba-a-a-a-a-an ban.
Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban!
Ban ban ban ban!

[black bart]

^Banned for not once mentioning Spam...

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...

[DavidH]

Banned for mentioning that dreaded word.

[Ravi Oli]

^ banned for not defining which of ^^'s words was the dreaded one.

[bacon]

^ banned for no fish hed stoo references

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ banned for fish head stew reference.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned along with ^^ & ^^^ for conspiring to end the bansongs meme.

I'm banning ^ in the rain
Just banning ^ in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again

[pieces o'nine]

I heard a rumour
Oh, oh, I heard a rumour
They say you're ^ banned right from the start
I heard a rumour
Oh, oh, yes I did, boy
I heard a rumour, oh

[black bart]

If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
If I were King of the Fooorrreeeeeeeest...I'd ban you!

[bacon]

Oppan Banning Style
Banning Style
Op op op op oppan Banning Style
Banning Style
Op op op op oppan Banning Style

Bannnnn ~ Black Bart
Op op op op oppan Banning Style
Bannnnn ~ Black Bart
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh

[pieces o'nine]

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you’re hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?

Ba-con-is-banned-ha! Ba-con-is-banned-ha!
Ba-con-is-banned-ha! Ba-con-is-banned-ha!
Ba-con-is-banned-ha! Ba-con-is-banned-ha!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

A banning we will go
A banning we will go
Hi-ho, a pasta-o
Banning Pieces we will go.

[DavidH]

To the lords of Convention 'twas David who spoke:
"Ravi Oli is banned, and that Redbeard bloke...

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Banning, banning,
Over the ocean blue
You're half crazy
Because I just banned you.

[pieces o'nine]

It was a nice day out today. All y'all are banned for not going out to enjoy it.