Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper
These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.
FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,
5'4' (used to be 5'6'). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing
companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT : Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW : I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take
our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE : Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser To share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES ? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my
Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a
groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my
MEMORIES : I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you
can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
And my personal favorite.......
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition,
some hair. Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in
running condition, but walks well.
Ahoy, me Hardies!