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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Thu May 30, 2013 8:40 am

Greetings, Zander! Interesting username there.

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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu May 30, 2013 10:09 am

Spammalammadingdong. Phony baloney.
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Postby CesareBrizio » Thu May 30, 2013 6:08 pm

Dear Correligionaries:
my recent ordainment as Pastafarian Minister endowed me with great spiritual powers, unfortunately not including a full command of English language. He will let my mistakes go unnoticed, as long as He as a penchant for us Italians, world noted for our spaghetti.

As soon as I felt not just touched, but firmly hugged by His noodly appendages, I received a Major Revelation that I would like to share with all the community. I'm talking about rock-solid quantitative data, capable of rooting FSM-ism even more deeply in mainstream science, and to comply with the strictest scientific standard.

Here are the data: for reasons so obvious as to need no explanation, FSM-ism is:
    - approximately 40% better than most other religions;
    - exactly 36,47% better than any other religion.

Just another brick in the wall of overwhelming scientific evidence of His existence, but nonetheless one more weapon for propaganda. And a smart one: our boldness in sharing precise, factual, quantitative data demonstrates our unswaying certainty that they are incontrovertible, until proven wrong.

To whom it may concern: feel free of using the data that I provided in the way that you deem more effective for the Pastafarian cause, citing at your discretion Rev. Cesare Brizio from Italy as the source of information.

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Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:26 am

Welcome first time posters. Please remember to sign your access all areas swipe cards and come back for seconds... and thirds...
Send lawyers, guns and money...

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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:31 pm

I'm expecting great things from new posters.

Those who, of late, post a plausible opening message here, then never post again, *and* have an IP which mysteriously matches a string of subsequent spam accounts, well, I'm afraid it's stale beer and geriatric strippers for you...

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cranimad » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:16 pm

Hello fellow pastafarians!
I came to join this forum especially to learn more about a religion I really want to devote to.
I haven't made much of a research, but, can anyone explain from where did the animals and humans came if the FSM created only the Mountain the Tree and the Midget?

Thank you! :idiot:
*random atheist/agnostic argumentation*

So, what are you then?

I'm a Pastafarian.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:52 pm

I rejected it not because of quality, rather because it was not in the proper place for a first post. For now I'm about it as far as Admins go... I have 70 to 100 to go through each and every day. I don't have the time to track down posts and move them. The rules are clear, and apply to everyone. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 » Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:21 pm

Cranimad wrote:Hello fellow pastafarians!
I came to join this forum especially to learn more about a religion I really want to devote to.
I haven't made much of a research, but, can anyone explain from where did the animals and humans came if the FSM created only the Mountain the Tree and the Midget?

Thank you! :idiot:


I am a newbie also just take a look at my post count.
Anyways, I think that what had happened ( within the book of midgets/midgits) is that the story starts directly from the creation of the small people and that we were there along with the other animals and plants.

But it's is not something to really get into.
and this is just my thought into this you don't have to take my word for it.
Other people might answer back with their explanation.

Just have faith and may the pasta be with you.
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Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:27 am

Ahoy Mateys! Welkum aboard !

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:04 pm

California does not require registration. You may officiate as a religious authority of, literally, anything you can thing of. Certain counties might have different rules, but the state is pretty mellow. Talk to the county where the couple is getting their license.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:45 pm

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Hi coamn ye brung me peetzer an stuff!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:39 pm

Howdy, juicetaker -- sniff around the forums and find a topic that interests/intrigues/entertains/enrages you, and have at it!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby peacefulsongs » Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:17 am

This is my first post. I hope that I can post millions of more posts.

Thanks,

juicegiver :facewall:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:45 am

What's going on? I see two direct responses to members who don't seem to exist. I know I saw the one Capn Tedward responded to and then the account stopped existing.
[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:54 pm

Well, in the case of the guy I was responding too, he might have taken his answer and gone home...
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