Lies!

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:48 am

^ Looks more like Quatermass :lol:

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:29 pm

^ doesn't know the meaning of "middle-age spread".

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed May 01, 2013 7:54 am

^talking of spreads, eats nothing but that Aussie version of Marmite...wots it called...Vegiviagra?

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Wed May 01, 2013 6:19 pm

^ knows it's called "Vaginamite" because he imports his directly from Oz.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Thu May 09, 2013 8:35 am

^knows the wizard of Oz and rides a horse of a different colour

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:34 am

^ has a hat of several different colours.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Thu May 09, 2013 1:24 pm

^ has a technicolour yawn coat he wears on pub crawls.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:09 pm

Ol' Tripod ^ was a regular stand-in for the wicket in the neighbourhood cricket matches.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon May 27, 2013 7:38 am

^was involved in the infamous incident where the batsman was holding the bowlers willy

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:52 pm

^ was holding other parts.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Mon May 27, 2013 5:02 pm

^ isn't usually the one left holding the bag.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:23 pm

^ Never lets the cat out of the bag.
The dog, yes. But the cat, never.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Tue May 28, 2013 3:27 am

^ found her wonder cat at the Pet Sematary.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Tue May 28, 2013 9:23 am

^runs a pet grooming parlour...won't say what he's grooming them for

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Tue May 28, 2013 9:17 pm

^ Can relax as timing is relatively unimportant in the Music business.

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