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pieces o'nine
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^ Was happy enough to be one of my peeps when the peepacy was within my grasp.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Helium Hands
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^ Is seecretly (see what I did there?) relieved she is not the new Pope.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
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pieces o'nine
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^ kilt a man once, for being too sett in his ways
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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^ wore a man's kilt once... while the man was still in it.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Helium Hands
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^ Flung poo at PoN.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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pieces o'nine
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^ is expecting a notty joke off Eats, Shoots, and Leaves...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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pieces o'nine
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^ has a Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuated Equilibrium.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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^ is by far the most balanced Board staffer, but wouldn't know a wombat if one bit her on the bum.
^^ A wombat eats, roots, shoots and leaves. There was a boyfriend of one of my daughters I called "wombat". When she asked why, she pissed herself laughing and the relationship fizzled... thank TFSM.
^^ A wombat eats, roots, shoots and leaves. There was a boyfriend of one of my daughters I called "wombat". When she asked why, she pissed herself laughing and the relationship fizzled... thank TFSM.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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pieces o'nine
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^ posts similar compliments to Rain over in Serious and to DaveL in Pirates.
I did look up wombats and hope to never be bitten by one, anywhere...
I'll see your wombat and raise you a badger.
I did look up wombats and hope to never be bitten by one, anywhere...
I'll see your wombat and raise you a badger.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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black bart
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^wishes he hadn't played the Queen of Diamonds cos she'll hurt you if she's able and knows the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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pieces o'nine
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^ never counts 'is weevils when 'e's sittin' at thee table
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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