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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:42 pm

...Because I am invisible to the naked eye.

TPBM glows in the dark.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:25 am

Only my extremities when I phone home.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:04 pm

Clearly you were talking to the TPBM....
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:36 pm

Alas, I am unarmed by choice. What possible help can I be?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:46 pm

Not by much, if any.

TPBM has better evens.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:30 am

Evens...Shakin' Stevens!!!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:23 pm

^ It's OK but I'm just sittin' quietly, looking out my back door.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:46 pm

Yes... your ^ beer glass has amazing acoustics.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:15 pm

...yes and you know what they say about the quiet ones.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:43 pm

Nay, sweet coz, say not so, for I cannot allow
The taint of archaism to mar my pen.

TPBM prefers hexameters.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:38 pm

Nothing like hexameter for casting heroic spells.

TPBM prefers to cast in iambic pentaclemeter.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:51 am

Yes I've just checked the nice green field outside and I do have 5 iambs frollicing in the spring sunshine/snow/blizzard.

TPBM is suffering from a Pent Up Pentameter
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:40 am

Among other things. (best I could do at such short notice wot?!)

TPBM regards pentameter as silly.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:59 pm

Well everyone here in Springfield only has 4 digits per limb so we really can't see the point to it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:18 am

Didn't need to be conditioned. Does it automatically.

TPBM gives short shrift to third shift.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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