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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:03 am

Tom Jones always dedicates She's a Lady to ^.

[edit] I was trying to figure the new headdress and just noticed the new sig... white smoke from me. :haha:[/edit ]
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:39 am

^Ends every Saturday night at his local pub singing "Delilah"...to great applause.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:12 pm

^ Sometimes Cries


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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:44 pm

^ has knorks on the brain.
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Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:05 pm

Unlike Roy ^ was breast-fed.
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:25 pm

^ thinks 'breast feeding' means eating his hamburger off a pair of knorks.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:19 am

^ wouldn't like to try that ^ himself.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:27 am

^when queuing up at the local eatery, always gets stuck on the question: "Leg or Breast sir?".
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Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:48 pm

^ prefers his breasts free range.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:10 am

^prefers to be "home on the range" :lech:
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:45 pm

^has never heard of Liz Hurley but has fond mammaries of Liz Taylor
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:16 pm

^ Wants to tell us how he feels about that.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:30 am

^Wants to hold the ladder...I mean...
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:17 pm

^ is arranging "Hail to the Pope" for bagpipes and standing base.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:21 am

^ is planning to use "Wind Beneath My Wings" as the official Vatican anthem when she gets the nod for Pope.
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