The Your Banned Game

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:47 pm

^ you're banned for getting a laugh at the expense of bart's SALP syndrome [Short Arms Long Pockets}
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:06 pm

^ you're banned for welching on all your bets.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:42 am

You're banned for not having a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf in Australia.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:56 pm

All of the above who whinged about me buying a round are banned...for being too bloody accurate by half (and you'd be lucky if you got a half).

David is banned for spelling our best train station all wrong like...it should be:

Er....Llan...sheep fair Llanelli Tom Jones over the bridge the three billy goats gruff go go goch.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:24 pm

^ you're banned for masquerading as Tom Jones and scalping people a quid for entry to the free Llanelli Sheep Fair.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:16 am

You're banned because nobody spotted your 'Foundation' quotes a week ago.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:57 pm

Hari Seldon says to tell you you're banned.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:18 pm

^ you're banned for only dating guys who are hung like a Mule.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:12 am

^You're banned because I don't know whether you slipped 'Mule' in as yet another 'Foundation' reference or whether you've heard stuff about me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:26 am

^ You're banned for wishful thinking.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:23 am

^ you're banned for exposing bart's shortcomings.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:13 pm

It's about time somebody banned you for that avatar.

* checks watch *

Yep. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:24 pm

Time, time, time, see what's become of you
While you looked around
For you're possibilities
You were so hard to please
But look around, leaves are brown
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter.

Paul Simon said to ban ^ you for clock-watching.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:43 pm

Simon says, "You're banned."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:43 am

You're banned for mentioning That Name. I don't need to be reminded of him on this forum. I deal with him enough on the other one.
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