The Your Banned Game

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for getting a laugh at the expense of bart's SALP syndrome [Short Arms Long Pockets}

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for welching on all your bets.

[DavidH]

You're banned for not having a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf in Australia.

[black bart]

All of the above who whinged about me buying a round are banned...for being too bloody accurate by half (and you'd be lucky if you got a half).

David is banned for spelling our best train station all wrong like...it should be:

Er....Llan...sheep fair Llanelli Tom Jones over the bridge the three billy goats gruff go go goch.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for masquerading as Tom Jones and scalping people a quid for entry to the free Llanelli Sheep Fair.

[DavidH]

You're banned because nobody spotted your 'Foundation' quotes a week ago.

[pieces o'nine]

Hari Seldon says to tell you you're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for only dating guys who are hung like a Mule.

[black bart]

^You're banned because I don't know whether you slipped 'Mule' in as yet another 'Foundation' reference or whether you've heard stuff about me.

[DavidH]

^ You're banned for wishful thinking.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for exposing bart's shortcomings.

[pieces o'nine]

It's about time somebody banned you for that avatar.

* checks watch *

Yep. You're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

Time, time, time, see what's become of you
While you looked around
For you're possibilities
You were so hard to please
But look around, leaves are brown
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter.

Paul Simon said to ban ^ you for clock-watching.

[pieces o'nine]

Simon says, "You're banned."

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

You're banned for mentioning That Name. I don't need to be reminded of him on this forum. I deal with him enough on the other one.