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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:06 pm

^ Is not going to trick me into a "giving us the willies" joke.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:33 pm

I know that proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:37 am

:lol: Roland... no strings attached there. ^ RRR I seen 'em do that on tv!

I know Jack and Jim Beam as well and shared the odd Wild Turkey with them.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:48 am

Indeed there is...over to you Roy

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Och aye the noo. Bourbon is a waste of good charcoal that could be used for barbeques and scotch is a type of egg.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:55 pm

I don't believe ^ is Roy because he didn't mention valves or talk scientific enough.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:55 am

Actually quite the opposite...if I return to St Lucia West Indies one more time they have to plant a tree in my honour.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:03 am

Yeah, so they tell me. Just because I shouted "Stop the car! Look at that!" the other day when we were doing 120km/h down the main road, when I saw this amazing tree in one of the parks, it must have been two hundred years old! And it had the most incredible root system, and its trunk - oh, right. Sorry...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:50 pm

Ye be finkin ove ole Planky !
Oi juss been nown ta rant .
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:40 pm

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:28 am

Not only knows who John Galt is, but sometimes wishes John Galt was a real person even more than she wishes Christian Grey was a real person.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:31 am

I used to know which way was Bottoms Up.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:50 pm

Not since my last prostate check. Now THERE was a doctor who loved his work!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:36 am

Arr well me teeth be falsetto, me leg, me hand, me eye...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:03 pm

There's this Aussie, a Scotsman and a Welchman go into a bar........ What do you mean "You've heard it"?

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