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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:19 pm

Well, they're rare in Germany. I felt I had to preserve a memory of an unusual event.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:24 am

If there's any kicking off to do it'll be me doing it...Bart to the left wing, left wing runs down the line and crosses for Bart to nod home: GOOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:25 pm

Yes, well what do you expect from a Mormon fishmonger?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:01 pm

Have you ever tried taking more than one day at a time? It ain't easy.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:37 pm

I do but I'm still wondering just what nine does a sprig of thyme save?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:36 am

I started out thinking he was only two-faced, so imagine my surprise at finding out he's actually eleven-faced!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:21 am

Oh, I don't know if I would say that one half of me is actually better than the other, but I do try to keep both halves equally satisfied. I let my right hand hold the cup o' tea, and I let my left hand hold the nice chocolate biscuit. After much practice I think I am now rather good at it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:09 am

I suffer really badly from ear worms...I had to have the Rick Roll one surgically removed.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:05 pm

Image

How did you know? HOW DID YOU KNOW?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:42 pm

It alleviates my constipation .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:57 am

It was a bit of a shock, to tell the truth, but then I realised i'd slept on my arm.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:29 pm

True , but been there , done that , have been banned .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:22 am

Well yes...it IS in Swansea...or is it the DVLC I am thinking of.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:56 pm

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:12 pm

^ :lol:

Oi be a Willy


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