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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:42 pm

It alleviates my constipation .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:57 am

It was a bit of a shock, to tell the truth, but then I realised i'd slept on my arm.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:29 pm

True , but been there , done that , have been banned .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:22 am

Well yes...it IS in Swansea...or is it the DVLC I am thinking of.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:56 pm

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:12 pm

^ :lol:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:06 pm

^ Is not going to trick me into a "giving us the willies" joke.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:33 pm

I know that proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:37 am

:lol: Roland... no strings attached there. ^ RRR I seen 'em do that on tv!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:48 am

Indeed there is...over to you Roy

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Och aye the noo. Bourbon is a waste of good charcoal that could be used for barbeques and scotch is a type of egg.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:55 pm

I don't believe ^ is Roy because he didn't mention valves or talk scientific enough.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:55 am

Actually quite the opposite...if I return to St Lucia West Indies one more time they have to plant a tree in my honour.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:03 am

Yeah, so they tell me. Just because I shouted "Stop the car! Look at that!" the other day when we were doing 120km/h down the main road, when I saw this amazing tree in one of the parks, it must have been two hundred years old! And it had the most incredible root system, and its trunk - oh, right. Sorry...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:50 pm

Ye be finkin ove ole Planky !
Oi juss been nown ta rant .
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