Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:19 am

I remembers when I weren't wearin a dirty old rain jacket...an standin behind a bush.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:00 am

Arrrr... I remembers when me dirty ol' raincoat were new.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:04 pm

Arr...I remembers when they were up they were up...an when they was down they was down...an when they was only half way up, I was arrested!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:14 pm

Oi downt remember nothin'.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:54 am

Wot are we all on about -- this thread don't make no sense, unlike threads when I was young!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:44 am

Roy Hunter wrote:I remember when the forum used to disappear for days at a time...


I remembers when I promise ta post 5 new Long Winded Tales an thee Forum shut down fer a week...don unnerstand it.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:19 am

I remembers when the board disappeared fer a few days. Don't remember anything before that, though.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:10 am

I remembers when thee Revenoo Men came round an tried to arrest me for smugglin illegal bicycles wivout any wheels into thee country...I said: "I've been framed".
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:20 am

Bicycles? I remembers velocipedes. Proper boneshakers they were. If ye rode it downhill on a cobbled street, ye had no chance o' making it t' the bottom an' keepin' yer pegleg, hook, false teeth, glass eye, wig an' wooden nose.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:24 am

Arrr...I remembers when Scotch Eggs actchewally came from Scotland.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:39 pm

I remembers when gold medals were ownlee fer Pirates an' wer allus berried.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:04 am

I remembers hexactlee where I buried me treasure...oh...hang on a mo...was it Trinidad and Tobago? No...was it Twickenham? No...er...
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:49 am

I remembers when we won the quiz at the Admiral Benbow. That were last night, weren't it? I think. Or was it last Tuesday fortnight? Or maybe a couple o' years ago. I can't remember if we've ever won it.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby la la » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:13 pm

Ahhhh, the Admiral Benbow! Oi remembers when I got my verrry first job there, as a dancer it were, a table-dancer. Only classy entertainment though! O' course, Oi were a comely lass back then, and Oi seems to recall that six-inch-heels were a good sight easier te dance in back then.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:28 pm

Wot be these strange vouchers wot I've got in me pocket...where did I get them? Why is my head hurtin...why is thee bottle always emptee?
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