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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:36 pm

*taunts Twisty with the "Omen of Cookie" spell*
*then eats it*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:01 pm

* clicks 'Delete All Cookies' before Roland can enjoy them *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:28 am

* considers deleting all history *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:32 am

*quickly checks the history before it gets deleted...ooooooooh naughty...leaves incriminating evidence on the screen.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:26 pm

* given his avatar history, considers turning Bart in to Big Brother for hatcrime *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:24 am

*gives Roy a gyant fur hat to wear instead of his usual Tam o Shanter.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:18 pm

* puts a Capn's Deloight wiv Brasso Chaser (oar wotevver 'e'es drinkin these days) for Roy on Bart's tabbe, in wreckinishun ov 'is joke *

* also proxy-bids on a cupple undescribed "things" on EBAY for Bart *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:10 am

*quickly puts entire croo's spare underwear collekshun on E Bay*

(it can be collected from a specially built silo buried deep in the Gobi desert),
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:23 am

* is amused by the furious auto bidding war between "b***t (-20002 )" and "b***t (-20002 )" *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:09 am

*forces Nef Yoo and Mad Wullium to stump up the cash!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:09 pm

* sends scoop photo to TMZ *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:07 pm

*hijacks TMZ's DNS, and reroutes visitors to a dating site for cats*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:49 am

* idly wonders why Roland has bookmarked such a site for ready access *

* proxy bids for a few more of those mysterious EBAY 'things' to widen his horizons *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:52 am

*points out that Roland recently lost his wallet so he can't afford the services of larger quadrupeds.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:39 pm

*points out to BB that Roland did not lose his wallet, only the money that was in it*

*then gets out the finite probability gun*
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