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Scientist - My findings are pointless when taken out of context.
Media - Scientist claims "findings are pointless"
Media - Scientist claims "findings are pointless"
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Twoo wuv...I feared it would come to this.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Funnier Than Fiction: Stephen Colbert beating Jon Huntsman in South Carolina GOP Primary Poll
A new PPP poll shows Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert edging out Former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman in South Carolina's upcoming GOP primary, despite the fact that the comedian is not actually on the ballot.
The new poll, released on Tuesday, shows five percent of primary voters in the Palmetto State picking Colbert, while four percent choose Huntsman. Former Louisiana Gov. Buddy Roemer also trailed Colbert with just one percent of primary voters supporting him.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Australian Liberal* MP Teresa Gambaro insulted immigrants this week when she decided unilaterally that we stink up the place by not wearing adequate deodorant. Someone has updated her Wikipedia entry. 
(*The Liberal Party in Australia is actually the right-wing Conservative Party with a misleading name)
(*The Liberal Party in Australia is actually the right-wing Conservative Party with a misleading name)
Clever Wikipedia editor wrote:JOB OPENING: Senior Immigration Armpit Sniffer
The Liberal Party of Australia are a leading provider of homophobic, bigotry and hypocritical services specialising in the management of immigrant bashing in Australia, and currently have opportunities in our Citizenship & Immigration division for registered armpit sniffers with 3 + years solid experience to join our busy and friendly team anywhere in Australia.
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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PKMKII wrote:
What about this guy?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Australian Liberal* MP Teresa Gambaro insulted immigrants this week when she decided unilaterally that we stink up the place by not wearing adequate deodorant.
...and she is [1st gen?] from migrant stock herself [as indeed are the majority of us]...greasy wog biatch... at least my parents were born here. 
We have 'Sleezy' Slipper for our 'ya Member'... a 'safe seat' Lib just screwed his own party by taking the position of Speaker coz he's likely to lose his preselection next election [YAY!].
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Where do I start on all these wonderful things? Just on this page alone are several worthy of mention:-
Tig, I love you for that Gollum clip (don't tell your husband, lol), and for the wonderful piece on the Aussie minister. I blame all the Irish migrants for her views...
PK, I had never thought to combine Carl Sagan and Billy Dee Williams before seeing that pic. It totally fits! The Boomerang Pizza vid also made me leak a tear.
DB, shouldn't that be "Daily Mail - Scientist claims "findings are pointless" "?
Tig, I love you for that Gollum clip (don't tell your husband, lol), and for the wonderful piece on the Aussie minister. I blame all the Irish migrants for her views...
PK, I had never thought to combine Carl Sagan and Billy Dee Williams before seeing that pic. It totally fits! The Boomerang Pizza vid also made me leak a tear.
DB, shouldn't that be "Daily Mail - Scientist claims "findings are pointless" "?
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Roy Hunter wrote:Type "duh duh duh duh" into Google.
This is my favourite one
Cliff Richard - Dying Inside
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Roy Hunter wrote:
Fella lives just down the road a piece. Allegedly. scoped out his page, if he's real then he's pretty much a scummy sort. I have a friend who lives much closer to Lewiston, I've asked him to investigate further.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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