The Passive-Aggressive Game

[ChowMein]

Hello there Roland ,
You don't know how it makes me feel to be offered your hand in fellowship , no , truly , you wouldn't . As I think of you , I find myself aggreing with the adage ; that one should keep friends close and enemies closer .
I've very likely quoted the phrase wrong , but I'm certain you'll correct me , since that's what friends like you do .
What a thrill to have such a friend as you !
Why , with friends like you , I don't need enemas !

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ban ban ban ban ban !
ye allllllllll ban !

[ChowMein]

An wunce agian Nef yoo has shut down a thred .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

rrrrrrrr

i comane ye ta fitch me a bilj rat !
um
kin ye git me a big fwesh wun puddy tat ?
fank ye ye welkum

[Edd]

I'm glad you're all having so much fun with your little Passive-Aggressive Game. I'll just be lurking in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice I'm here, if it's all the same to you. I mean, it's not like I've ever contributed anything to this place. No, FSM forbid someone start a thread wondering where I've gone off to or whether I'm all right, whether I've been abducted by aliens or terrorists or ninjas, or if I'm laid up in some hospital with amnesia and an inexplicable fear of toddlers with lollies. No, really, I'm glad everyone is fine, don't worry about me at all.

[black bart]

An wunce agian Nef yoo has shut down a thred .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ye notty unca fart!

noaw i haffa band ye !

BANBANBAN! rrrrrrrrrrr

[black bart]

ere have some more Fish Head Stoo Nef Yoo...no, no I insist.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ho
fank ye ye welkum unca fart!
heer
i twade ye
fer dis peetzer
i pillij frum tha puddy tat! rrrrrrrrrr

[Roland Deschain]

How dare you start this thread up again, Roy! All those people ignoring it, and you remind them of it, although I like this thread, so thanks for reminding me of it once again. It should be fun thinking of something to type, but then it really annoys me that you would force me to think. How dare you!

[pieces o'nine]

Oh, oi knows that hit be awl fun an games fer yer lot; dunna giv a moment of thought fer thee pour mods wot must wade threw yet *anuvver* threade ov meaningless twaddle, sacrificin' valyoobul toime wot could be better put towards arrrghfternoon naps.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

OH!
Boring you are we ?
You poor dear .
It must be soooo trying... pushing buttons and dragging a mouse around ... watching what amounts to a television all day and night
You must chip a nail now and then , up there in your ivory tower , seated in your comfortable swivel throne passing judgement upon humble offerings , nodding off on the job .

For my part , I can only offer to endeavor to attempt to promise to do better next time .

[Roland Deschain]

^

That's it, Roy. Kick Pieces when she's down. I really detest your attitude on here sometimes, it makes me sick, but that could just be what I ate last night, so don't worry about it. I really should go and lie down for a little while, as it defeats the purpose of coming home early. Don't worry about me. I'm probably just rambling on due to not feeling well, but i'm not so sure it isn't to do with your attitude, Roy. Sick. And. Tired!!!!!

[pieces o'nine]

Thank the gods that gallants are ever ready on this board to defend the honor of mods in distress -- whether they were asked to or not -- and whether they are really very good at it, when all is said and done. And even though far more is usually said than done, at least you added to your post count, thereby bringing you minutely closer to a custom title.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

HOI !

Wots thus !?

So none ove ye scurvy blaggards has a fing to say?!
This thread tooooo much work pr'haps ?
Well oi 'spose oi shunt blame ye fer not posting here .
This threads only fer thee brave .

The players aught to be back soon , otherwise it be up to us wimmins to keep this oh so challenging game alive .
You lurkers may continue lurking , let me do wot needs be done to save this thread .

Run along , Auntie be busy .
Go play thee simpler games and leave this one to thee more sofisttycated .