(Backhanded) Compliments Game

[Roland Deschain]

It is amazing how you're able to readily provide critique for your fellow forumites while avoiding getting your nose broken in the process

Here, here. We native Europeans have to stick together, you know, in times of adversity like this, although if I get too close to you, I will literally be stuck to you, what with it not being your birthday for a while yet.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

um alla tha hare on yer face hyds alla tha hare kumin owt yer nooooooz an fwum owt yer errrrrrz an fwum owt yer unner pantz !

nana

[black bart]

You're such a fine example of Earthling Offspring you shall be first into the Pit of Dooooooooom!!!

[DavidH]

You moustache is so impressive that I fully understand you wearing another copy on your forehead.

[Ravi Oli]

^your age forgives you for not noticing ^^s avatar head is actually on upside down!

[Roland Deschain]

It's nice to see that plastic surgery you had recently actually improved your looks.

[DavidH]

You are very bold considering your avatar is hanging by a thread.

[black bart]

I saw you across a crowded dance floor...your eyes flashed and I knew you were the zombie for me.

[Ravi Oli]

^You were the focus of attention at the zombie halloween dance... until your legs fell off.

[Roland Deschain]

Your dancing skills may have won you the prize for best dancer, but you didn't come anywhere near winning the prize for best looking person there.

[pieces o'nine]

I heard you won the prize for "Best Tuffet". Well done, sir, well done.

[black bart]

(I used to know a rude version of that verse when I was in school: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet with her knickers all tattered and torn, it wasn't the spider who sat down beside her but little boy blue on the horn).

^Must have been an expert on Egyptology at school ...at least I sphinx so.

[DavidH]

Bart, that joke was absolutely hilarious. In 1927.

[Roland Deschain]

Ha ha, excellent one David. Although it was your great great great grandchildren who coined the joke originally.

[black bart]

One day I imagine you will also have Great Grandchildren...but at the moment they are a right bunch of chavs.