I wanted to start this thread only when I had mine written out and ready to post, but i'm so busy with other real-life stuff to write that I haven't had the time. Therefore I am starting this thread now in the hope that eventually some of the community will write their own thesis for their Doctorate in Pastafarian Theology. The theses can be either posted directly into this thread, or you can place a link to them; whichever way is easiest. As a reward for this, I am willing to make everyone who contributes to it a degree certificate they can print out and hang on their wall. Samples of these are below, although they are subject to change, depending on where His Noodly Appendages guide my hand.
Due to our flimsy moral standards, it also doesn't have to have any sound structure either, as long as it makes sense (in a Pastafarian way), but I have a few ground rules you can either follow or not:-
- ~ The thesis must be original.
~ The thesis can be on anything, but it must be FSM-related in some way.
~ Copy-pasta is not allowed unless siting references.
~ Anecdotal evidence is allowed.
~ Flowery prose is allowed, and even preferred (eg - It was a dark and stormy night).
~ Most importantly, have fun!
Here are the samples I made a while back. Obviously you get to choose what you get your Doctorate in, but if you want a different name signed, let me know. I'll be changing them all to be signed by "Flying Spaghetti Monster", as I don't know if Bobby would appreciate his official endorsement there, lol. Enjoy.