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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:39 pm

.. any well run pyramid scheme. Just send your money order to ten (10) friends.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:51 pm

.. in Nazareth who believed his wife's "the Holy Ghost did it" story

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:12 pm

^What about the one we all come from a couple did time for stealing fruit? [sounds like Aus!]

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:22 pm

Oops forgot about next catchphrase. :paranoid:

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:03 pm

.....Oh come on! SMOKE IT!!!

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:43 pm

...some soft-core pornography.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:03 pm

Put acetic anhydride in your eye and run around screaming.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:15 pm

. . . enjoy the sensual sounds of a charging Elephant.

If you put that in there one more time. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:19 am

. . . I'm going to have to hit you again.

Play it . . .
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Julius Aurora » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:27 am

. . . like you would a dead horse.

Eat it . . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:30 am

.. like you would a dead horse.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Julius Aurora » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:31 am

. . . dead horse flesh.

Today I wore . . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:49 am

.. out my welcome.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:01 am

....yer mother for sixpence to see the big giraffe.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:42 pm

..fat arse. Perfectly qualified for a career in academia or politics.


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