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*tosses my homework at the next poster because I don't really feel like reading 50 pages of Humean ethics*
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Qwertyuiopasd
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^ Ahrrrrr.......Readin' learned papers a speciality o' mine...
*I cross out the the wrong bits, and pencil in me own notes.*
Leaves one short paragraphs headed "Effin' Effics according to Uther!"
* Throw Effin' Effics... to next poster*
*I cross out the the wrong bits, and pencil in me own notes.*
Leaves one short paragraphs headed "Effin' Effics according to Uther!"
* Throw Effin' Effics... to next poster*
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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_____/\__/\__/\_ ...mommy... where did the bright light go?
Marvels of modern medicine... they put me back together with a pair of wooden legs the pride of any Pirate.
Reading Uther's abridged, Reader's Digest version of "Effin' Effics" I notice he has unwittingly deciphered the location of Paradise on Earth. I set up residence, hire security to keep Uther out and hang "Uffer's Effics" on the dunny wall for the next poster to use...
Marvels of modern medicine... they put me back together with a pair of wooden legs the pride of any Pirate.
Reading Uther's abridged, Reader's Digest version of "Effin' Effics" I notice he has unwittingly deciphered the location of Paradise on Earth. I set up residence, hire security to keep Uther out and hang "Uffer's Effics" on the dunny wall for the next poster to use...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Tigger_the_Wing
- She Who Gets It
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I use the effics and throw the now stinky thunderbox at the next poster.
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Narrowly avoid Tigger's thunderbox as the potent gases inside spontaneously ignite and launch it into space. I take a photo of the "UFO" [Unidentified Flying Outhouse] on my phone and send it to the next poster.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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* sell's picture to tabloids who print it with the headline
"ALIENS INVADING Australia from the little known Fartula Nebulea"
take money and purchase Iphone and pitch ancient Nokia with unread texts and ignored messages to...
"ALIENS INVADING Australia from the little known Fartula Nebulea"
take money and purchase Iphone and pitch ancient Nokia with unread texts and ignored messages to...
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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Phone contains fafalla's album of compromising photos featuring FSM ppl
*Find several blackmail candidates*
*Throw ransom demands note to next poster*
*Find several blackmail candidates*
*Throw ransom demands note to next poster*
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Sorry Mate... that's not me in farfalla's hot-tub as I wasn't around here at the time. However I did notice 'someone' at the window in the photo you sent me...
Leaves the peeping tomcat's punishment up to next poster...
Leaves the peeping tomcat's punishment up to next poster...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Ahrrr......That be one o' me crew!
*Did not mean to include my private collection of farfalla pics*
*Click NEXT to view folder "Ravi Oli and BaaBaaRah"*
(I am sure you do not want (for instance) picture: "Wombat Joins in" made public)
*Throws Increased Ransom demands to next post.*
*Did not mean to include my private collection of farfalla pics*
*Click NEXT to view folder "Ravi Oli and BaaBaaRah"*
(I am sure you do not want (for instance) picture: "Wombat Joins in" made public)
*Throws Increased Ransom demands to next post.*
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Ahhh BaaBaarah and her singing twin Ba Ba Ba Ba Babara Ann.... Uther's 'kissing cousins'.
Rember now meeting Uther and the girls at The National Sheep Dog Trials... going for a drink after... and then nothing till waking up alone two days later. So that's what happened. This chant just popped into my head...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
To your breed, your fleece, your stock be true.
Sheep be true.
...does it mean anything to anyone?
Pays Uther and passes what USED to be my favorite slippers to next poster...
Rember now meeting Uther and the girls at The National Sheep Dog Trials... going for a drink after... and then nothing till waking up alone two days later. So that's what happened. This chant just popped into my head...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
To your breed, your fleece, your stock be true.
Sheep be true.
...does it mean anything to anyone?
Pays Uther and passes what USED to be my favorite slippers to next poster...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Tigger_the_Wing
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Unfortunately for Uther, Wombat has joined most of the Aussie wildlife as a road casualty.
Wearing the tasteful slippers, I throw increasingly accurate road signs at the next poster.
Wearing the tasteful slippers, I throw increasingly accurate road signs at the next poster.
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Our Cane Toads [feral] which we all try and run over are bigger than wombats!
Reminds Tigger as an 'onorary Aussie-in-residence that we love our native wildlife here...
...passes complimentary sample packs of Emu and Kangaroo steaks to next poster...
Reminds Tigger as an 'onorary Aussie-in-residence that we love our native wildlife here...
...passes complimentary sample packs of Emu and Kangaroo steaks to next poster...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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black bart
- Resident Weevil
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sizzle...they go luverly with thee shrimps...good onya...
throws a cane toad road kill frisbee at the next poster.
throws a cane toad road kill frisbee at the next poster.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Catches Bart's roadkill... it's about as stuffed as these fine Bufo marinus specimen...
More useful gifts for someone who has everything...
Remembers young bro used to smoke the skins... rolls and lights up, inhales deeply and passes to next poster...
More useful gifts for someone who has everything...
Remembers young bro used to smoke the skins... rolls and lights up, inhales deeply and passes to next poster...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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thankee from a yankee, Ravi ----
enhale... choke, gagg
remembering other interesting inhales
in memory grab a banana and throw the peel....
enhale... choke, gagg
remembering other interesting inhales
in memory grab a banana and throw the peel....
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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