Provurbz

[black bart]

All things must pass...except kidney stones!!!!

[TwistedSister]

Measure twice, cut once and still screw it up because you marked the wrong side of the board.

[DavidH]

Too many cooks make too much food.

[Uther]

Again I tell you, it is easier for Black Bart to pass a kidney stone than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

[TwistedSister]

Thou shalt not suffer a tick to live.
SQUASH THEM I SAY!! SQUASH THEM!!

[pnutcat]

Tix r beta tahn cwossiz.

[Ubi Dubius]

Many hands make sexual harassment charges.

[PKMKII]

An ounce of prevention is worth a weekend's worth of one serious high.

[TwistedSister]

If you can't beat them, offer to massage their feet.

[Ubi Dubium]

A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.

[TwistedSister]

A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.

Especially if you squeeze it REAL hard.



(Sorry. That was SO wrong of me)

[Ubi Dubium]

A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.

Especially if you squeeze it REAL hard.

(Sorry. That was SO wrong of me)

Oh dear. That's taking me back to about 12 years ago, just before Thanksgiving, when I was working for a patent attorney. I had to search patents about... poultry slaughterhouse technology, especially the really disgusting squeezy part. The next day I had to face roasting and eating a turkey after learning exactly what the processors do with them. Major EEEUUUURRGGH. (Text color-camouflaged as a courtesy to the squeamish.)

I'm really glad not to be doing that job anymore.

[Uther]

Beware of Greeks in the shower.

[DavidH]

When in Rome visit il bordello di Luigi.

[Uther]

I came, I saw, I reached for a paper towel.