OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Calico Jack » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:44 pm

DavidH wrote:Yes, I also thought it was a clever play on 'midgit'.


Jack thunk that too.

Almost fell off perch laughing.

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby DavidH » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:46 pm

^ Damn, why didn't you?

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Calico Jack » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:52 pm

Jack hasn't trimmed his toe nails in a LONG time.

ACK

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:54 pm

I thought it was because someone nailed him to it. :whistle:

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby DavidH » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:56 pm

He'd make a fine Norwegian Blue. :scientist:

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:41 pm

DavidH wrote:He'd make a fine Norwegian Blue. :scientist:

I don't know if smacking him with a bit of two-by-four counts as 'pining for the fjords' but I'm willing to try it :evilgrin:

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:04 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


Wunnerfull! :lol:

Iffe spelt summat loik :

"Looke huPON her Werks, Ye Migyt, 'n' Dispaaarrr" of course… :haha:

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:11 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation. :worship: :worship: :worship:

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:20 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation. :worship: :worship: :worship:

:stupid: I agree. Mistake or no, it was hi-lar-ious!!!!

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:20 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:"Looke huPON her Werks, Ye Migyt, 'n' Dispaaarrr"


I'm in for this one, too!

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:04 pm

These awl be makin' me smoile, loike -- oi be much henjoyin *awl* yer yoomerus remarrrghks! Fank ye awl an please 'ave a cone-yak on Bart's tabbe fer yer efferts.


Hit be roight difficult t'choose me oan favrit - - - an then tonoight oi fynde summat about migyts. MIGYTS!!1!one!! Wot be ye thinkin, ladde? :fsm_yarr:






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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:34 am

I'm trying to think of something kilt related but it's not going well. Someone else do it :wink:

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:51 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:I'm trying to think of something kilt related
A Scotsman's genitals?


That IS NOT going on the list...A Scotsman's Asp maybe...

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby bacon » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:39 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation. :worship: :worship: :worship:

:stupid: I agree. Mistake or no, it was hi-lar-ious!!!!


:stupid:

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:22 am

We have a rather large list to whittle down already:

Nefertiti at the waterhole
Pirate queen
Multicultural Shapeshifting Egyptologist.
Gandalf the Many-Colored
No, PON is not a dirty euphemism.
Siren of thee skwirrels ov thee nyghte.
Pieces of Pure Genius.
Single Handedly Bringing Back Ornate Headdresses
She who has a signature.
Miss Venganza 1776
No PON Intended
Errol Flynn's #1 Fan
Queen of de Nile
Ptolemic Pyrate Princess
Cutthroat Cleopatra
Thick as Thebes
Cone yak drinkin, Tab fixin, pesky skwirrel queen
Pastafarian Pirate Queen
One Classy Wench
Papal pretender in waiting.
Pope of De Nile.
PONtiff.
Cleopatra's Role Model
Queen of Creativity
Mad Hatter
Nice Asp
Admiral o'Sand
She's in de Nile (no she isn't)
"a goddess exceptionally wise and a lover of wisdom" (Plutarch)
All fall to Pieces.
Pieces, Queen o' the Desert
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


We need to pick the 8 best.


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