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Postby nate272 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:26 am

"Pirate William the Disgruntled"...

I like the pirate name thing at better. "Iron Jack Cash" just seems so much cooler. And I dont enjoy being disgruntled...

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Postby haxmasta » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:07 pm

First Mate Crunch, but soon I'm gonna be promoted, so then I'll be Cap'n Crunch!

No, I'm just kidding, but I came up with my own name.

Jedge Sarkin

I made it up when I started to hack my friends for fun over the internet, I had to make up an alias that couldn't be traced back to me. I got bored of that, so I stopped using it as my hacking alias, and started using it as my squad leader name for paintballing. Now that's all I'm known by at the local paintball fields.

I can't give myself any other title than "pirate" because I don't own a sea-faring boat or know of anyone that has one to make me a part of their band of marauders. If anyone would like to bring me into their crew, I'd be glad to help. I have had time out on a real sail-boat to know how everything works.
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Postby clubsauce » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:57 am

I'm Sea Monkey Logan! Yay for brine shrimp!

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Postby Bringerofpie » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:26 pm

Milt the Disgruntled
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Postby tehgrisp » Tue May 27, 2008 3:05 pm

High-Pitched Edgar would be my name. I don't like it, but they have spoken.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue May 27, 2008 6:53 pm

Old name: LordPunkMonk
We'll now call ye:
"Monkey" Macon Drake
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Postby Ham Nox » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:20 am

The site dubbed me Cap'n Ramona Blackbeard

But me name already be Ham Aureus of the Nox
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Re: find a pirate name

Postby katethekate » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:23 am

Katethekate: Cap'n Brandy Saggingsails

... I don't think I like the sounds of that... :shrug:

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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:44 pm

katethekate wrote:Katethekate: Cap'n Brandy Saggingsails

... I don't think I like the sounds of that... :shrug:

:lol: :haha:

Mine is even worse (or better - I can't decide! :idiot: )

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Postby 3lke » Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:05 am

Me being Eye-Gougin' Sara Drake... :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:40 pm

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Re: find a pirate name

Postby Phalanx » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:25 pm

Scowlin' Sophie Scarr

And the quiz gave me:

Black Charity Kidd

I like the first one better, I think :-)

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Re: find a pirate name

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:48 pm

Oi be loikin' Cap'n Bailey Skullcrack. Aaaaarrrrrgggggg!

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Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:27 pm

My name came up as Red Mary Kidd.

That can't be right.

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Re: find a pirate name

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:03 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:Oi be loikin' Cap'n Bailey Skullcrack. Aaaaarrrrrgggggg!
Is that your pirate name, or did Daftbeaker make you one of his cocktails?

Oi! I don't like Baileys :barf:

You must be thinking of the Guinness, Port and Bodily Harm :drinking:

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