Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Hallo!
Hi got sum buttins, an sum pockit fluff, an sum lollys. Unco Farty "tayk care uv mee uff-airs" uvver then thet. He tole me nut ter tell noe-wun nuffink on a counter the exercise man in Portsmuff.
Unco Revrin... Kin hi arst yer a quis-chin? When yer brushen yer teef..? How duz yer noe ware ter stop?
Kind Brother Nef Yoo always mindful of the welfare of others. It is true my religious duties have caused me to neglect some elements of personal hygiene. However a visit to the dentist has brought a shine to my teeth I would never have thought possible (obviously this involved travelling to the United States as such treatment is alas impossible here in the UK). Unfortunately my nose was severed by some angry atheists at The Admiral Benbow resentful of donating to the good work done by Cardinal Kindersurprise at the Parish orphanage.