The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ubi Dubium » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:17 pm

...who had an amazingly...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:30 pm

. . . green skinned side-kick whom. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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...who was named Ker...
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...Keratin Kid, scourge of the seven...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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...how far they can...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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...go in a conversation, without being called Steve. The head of the clan was a guy called Ste...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:31 pm

. . . gasaurus on account of . . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:51 pm

. . . existing for the past 80 million years, thus making him extremely. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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...vulnerable to being called Steve. This lead to a few problems, namely...'
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby OZ_Nick » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:00 pm

...great difficulty in getting service at the Chinese take away, because he never noticed when the girl called "Steve" that not being his name. Over the years poor Stegasaurus grew thinner and thinner from lack of a proper piratical fast food diet until eventually one cold lonely night out the back of Madam Fifi's place...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:38 pm

. . . 'e met a youngun named Nef Yoo Blackbeard, even widdout havin' a black beard, 'oo took 'im back to 'is bilge to meet the rats. Although Stegasaurus wuz ne'er seen again, on dark nights, Auntie Blackbeards' croo can 'eer . . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:00 pm

...Steve the Stegosaurus, craving for a nice juicy burger...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:56 pm

. . . decided to go bumjee-jumping, regrettably. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:31 am

...with a New Zealand instructor named Ste...
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