
Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
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- PKMKII
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
- daftbeaker
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Parrots: A banana's nightmare! (Copyright. Ray Comfort 2009)
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
- PKMKII
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
- ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
PKMKII wrote:This may be the least intelligent person ever.
The human race is truly doomed.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Ahoy, me Hardies!
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- ChowMein
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OMFSM !
She dyes her hair I wager !
So this is what ye yanks are producing in Callyforny eh ?
She dyes her hair I wager !
So this is what ye yanks are producing in Callyforny eh ?
- Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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wot yas goon on abowt puddy tat !
she sownd reel smart to me !
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wot yas goon on abowt puddy tat !
she sownd reel smart to me !
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
- Ubi Dubium
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I was watching the 25 annoying voices video (win!) when I found this:
John Williams is the man
(Sorry if this has been posted before. This is a long thread, and I don't think I've read all of it.)
John Williams is the man
(Sorry if this has been posted before. This is a long thread, and I don't think I've read all of it.)
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
- PKMKII
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
- black bart
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PKMKII wrote:This may be the least intelligent person ever.
I can't believe someone actually applauded her at the end...

If Nef Yoo BB had got up and spoke after her he would have been thought a god!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- daftbeaker
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1203298/Booze-culture-Drinking-excess-leave-red-faced-morning.html
I should start a Daily Mail thread but this is good, a wonderful combination of prudery and jealousy hidden behind apparent concern for health.
I should start a Daily Mail thread but this is good, a wonderful combination of prudery and jealousy hidden behind apparent concern for health.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
- Rainswept
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I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
- Ubi Dubium
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A musical friend sent me this link today: http://www.catcerto.com. Brilliant!
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
I was pretty convinced of her sincerity..... I'm not happy to say that, though.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Ubi Dubius wrote:Evilvalia!
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