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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:45 am

You're banned for playing D&D. Haven't you seen the health warnings on the box?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:46 am

You're banned because my (brother's) books didn't come in any box, nor did they come with any warnings.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Eniavlys » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:30 am

You're banned because it's the FSM will.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:38 am

you're banned because i rolled a 17 with my 1d20 and have an ac of 14.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:28 am

You're banned for not paying my house's air conditioning bill.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:40 am

you're banned for thinking that i'm made of money
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:21 am

You're banned for being made of food.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:36 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:You're banned for forgetting your nursery rhymes:
What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Frogs and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails,
That's what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Bacon and spam
And all things nice,
That's what little girls are made of.


Fixed. Ye band!
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:39 pm

i'm made of bacon, spam and everything greasy and fried

yer both banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:44 pm

You're banned because you are so correct.
wise guy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:49 pm

Hi ent a wyse gye. Arst enywun.

Ye ban, Antee Tisty puss. Fst poft.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:50 pm

You'be banned you little git, for getting lollipop goo all over me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:59 pm

You're banned for your nefarious scheme to take over NJ.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:58 pm

You're banned for telling me to take a flying leap the other day.
I'm still all broken up over it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:04 pm

You're banned for excessive fragility. What are you going to do next? Swoon?
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal


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