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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon May 25, 2009 2:35 pm

You're banned because you're dirty. Bathe.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon May 25, 2009 5:58 pm

You're banned for being allergic to toilet paper.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon May 25, 2009 7:37 pm

You're banned for bringing up allergies in more than one thread on the same day. Crap. That means I'm banned now too.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon May 25, 2009 7:39 pm

You're banned for commenting on it.
I was on a two post roll there.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 26, 2009 4:08 am

You're banned because it's freedom from speech, not freedom of speech.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 26, 2009 11:01 am

You're banned for putting your faggots in a 'West Country sauce'. It's called cider.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue May 26, 2009 11:16 am

you're banned for using your eye as a yo-yo (even if the 'around the world' trick was impressive)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue May 26, 2009 11:50 am

You're banned for not noticing that ^^'s feet look like sunny side up eggs. (shame on you Bacon)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue May 26, 2009 12:44 pm

Well then you're banned for noticing.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue May 26, 2009 7:32 pm

You're banned for infringing on TS's right to notice when someone's feet resemble breakfast items.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue May 26, 2009 7:48 pm

You're banned for.......um, give me a minute, um, um, for not fully rinsing out your peanut butter jars for recycling.
Yeh, that's what I meant.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed May 27, 2009 4:34 am

You're banned for eating peanut butter.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed May 27, 2009 4:45 am

You're banned for eating braaaaaaiiinnnnsss.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed May 27, 2009 5:29 am

You are banned for having metal brains...ouch...you are banned for having metal brains...ouch...zombie no learn fom mistakes.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed May 27, 2009 11:20 am

You're banned for cracking yourself up like that.
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