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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby thelastpirate » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:55 am

I want the truth!

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:32 pm

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:52 pm

Frank Langella/Drac wrote:I'm ... not as bad as that ...
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Ubi Dubium » Fri May 01, 2009 5:07 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:
English motha' fucka' do you speak it?


I speak Jive.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby thelastpirate » Fri May 01, 2009 8:42 pm

Surely you cant be serious?

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Rainswept » Sun May 24, 2009 1:42 pm

Oh Brother Where Art Thou is on TV...
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 26, 2009 3:00 am

I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 26, 2009 3:00 am

I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Tue May 26, 2009 3:37 am

I din't particularly care for that movie. I found it to be stunningly boring, and it ended in what appeared to be a mix between a psychedelic, drug addled hallucination, and an anxiety attack. Maybe it's just me. Perhaps I've been corrupted by all the action movies.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Rainswept » Tue May 26, 2009 5:03 am

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Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 26, 2009 5:35 am

From the same film:
Motherf*ckers got brains on him!
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart » Wed May 27, 2009 6:58 am

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed May 27, 2009 11:08 pm

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Rainswept » Thu May 28, 2009 5:04 am

pieces o'nine wrote:I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.


I once worked in a restaurant with a waitress named Debbie and a cook named Dallas. :whistle:
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.


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