Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[TwistedSister]

*giggles, about the Ex-Lax*
*thinks,I don't really think he will notice, being he eats out so often*
*wonders where E has been [ah yes, she is young and has a life]*
*pokes E with umbrella because she hasn't been around to calm (or whatever) Scott down*
*runs off to use litter box*

[bacon]

* remembers the bunny pic that he looked cute *
* mentions to ts that that wasn't exactly beer, but some tap water from mexico (with ex-lax in it) *

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Readies self for the zombie invasion*

[Sentinel]

* notices and throws the dynamite towards TS *

[TwistedSister]

^didn't notice the super glue on dynamite.
Explodes.
*lucky for me I have that umbrella so I can deflect all the bloody chunks of bear fur*

[Scott the Pirate]

*Steals Scott away while bacon and TS are distracted.*
*Brings duct tape...*
*Whispers in Scott's ear.*

*revels in the attention from the young Canadian woman*
*Ignores all other distractions*

[TwistedSister]

*knows ^ is dreaming and will soon wake up with wet sheets*
*batters Scott for an hour with umbrella, which is now covered in bear goo*
*offers DTH a cookie and a beverage* sorry, no booze, you are under age.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Happily takes a Red Bull, devours biscuit*

[black bart]

*Eatz Braynz*

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Spykez Bart'z meel of braynz wyth Nef Yoo's last colon sampyl*

[black bart]

Waiter! There's a fly in me Brainz!

[Sentinel]

* resurrects as anti-TS.

charges to her and both dissappear as intense bursts of gamma rays which(one of the rays) hits black bart on the head and cause him to grow an semideveloped arm in his head. *

[TwistedSister]

*tells all the Zombies that bear brains are yummy*

[Sentinel]

* tells all vampires that sister blood is tasty beyond imagination. *

[TwistedSister]

You got that right brother!
*exposes neck and waits to be bitten*
*tells Sentinel that Goldylocks is making a shambles out of his house*