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"What? F*ck Jeff Goldblum, man!"
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English motha' fucka' do you speak it?
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Frank Langella/Drac wrote:I'm ... not as bad as that ...
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lordpunkmonk wrote:English motha' fucka' do you speak it?
I speak Jive.
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Surely you cant be serious?
I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.
I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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Oh Brother Where Art Thou is on TV...
"Baptism! You two are dumber than a bag of hammers."
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Best Movie Lines
I din't particularly care for that movie. I found it to be stunningly boring, and it ended in what appeared to be a mix between a psychedelic, drug addled hallucination, and an anxiety attack. Maybe it's just me. Perhaps I've been corrupted by all the action movies.
If only Wash were a magical zombie like Jesus. I miss him. Now who will pilot my spaceship?
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Alex Trebek: Oh good. Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I've thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Alex Trebek: Oh good. Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I've thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
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Winston "The Wolf" Wolfe
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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From the same film:
Motherf*ckers got brains on him!
Motherf*ckers got brains on him!
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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BRAINZZZZZ!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.
A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).
A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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pieces o'nine wrote:I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.
I once worked in a restaurant with a waitress named Debbie and a cook named Dallas.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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