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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:56 am

...'don't ye drag me inta this sordid tale ye little blaggard...I don't know what hincident ye be referin to an I aint nevver made stew wiv turtles in or anyfing else resemblin a livin animal...wiv a body attached to it's head'...said Uncle Farty graspin Nef Yoo BB by the...
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:04 am

... pot.
"i wull yoose dis pot fer cookin! fiss hed stoo', roard Unkl Fart

"but dat my chambarr pot " ' i sayd.
an dat remines me wen unkl farty sayd

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:19 am

...the nearest thing on hand to stem thee flow...and in this case it was...
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Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:34 am

the pegleg of captain Cronan's dog named Scurvey. Who was at the time..........

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:08 am

....chasing Nef Yoo's temp Mom Twisty Puss up a tree when....
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:21 am

... an den sumwun puld unkl farts fingrr an
oh no ! i thunkid ta me ownsum
but nuffin happin
i dint beer a pioOT
or a BLaaaaaaaaAAAT
or pifff or nufin

BUT DEN ET BE TINKEE !
Fart dun let go a STD !
YUP!
:facepalm:
Stealffy Tho Deaffy

"oh no ! tha deaffy tink wull get ye an den ye be suwwy so ye all butter rum !
an den dare be all kinda kryn an skreemin an ...
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Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:15 am

Unky Fart's STD spwead to ta twee wot twisty puss climd. De deff uv Captain Cronin's dog Scurvey wud twadjk an' sad. A wittul wimper, a studder, an'ee stopped movin. Twisty Puss left da twee, tipped 'er hat in 'oner of Scurvey, den chased down NefYoo and whipped :whip: widdin an inch uv his lif wid wun hand an' holded her nose wid de udder.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:31 am

...but noooo i sayd
unkl Ubidobido ye muss git yer fax rite .

dis be beddr.,..an den
...An da dreed feersum pirit NeffYOoBLKbeerD
i be so spwry wiff is sailer foots
ee escapd tha wip an sclaimd,

"oh no? i muss git to me shup ?
my croo wull tave me?
unluss day be...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:40 am

day be all ded beekas Nef Yoo's burday kak was poisened.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:48 am

...but i taved da day wen i sayd
'oh evvy buddee dunt fill ep on kak

ave sum ice creem furst'"

AN evbuddee ave ice creem an sayd
Fank ye Nefyoo fum tavin us fum tha poysun stuff dat
me twiffidsistir tryn git us yucky wiff !'

"Horay fur me " day sayd neYu b heerow!
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Postby TwistedSister » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:21 pm

While temp Mom Twisty collected coins from those who were more than willing to pay for the experience of......
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:37 pm

... baskn in tha glowruss billince ove NEfYoOBB !

an i hole owt me jyint hatte an i get lottsa buttins an wox , sum bigg pointee woxs but moslee wee smoof wuns an sum ...
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Postby Ubi Dubium » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:36 pm

...turtl poo. Akshully mostlee turtl poo. But NefYoo dint mind havn hiz jyint hatte fulled up wiv turtl poo beecuz...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:06 pm

...becos anti Ubedobum hassa git nu gwassis! see sayd,
et nat be doodoos !
et be dodos!

an nefyoobB haff da lass baga dodos
an day all wahna lay egs
an day sayd
ohhh nefyu
'ye b heeweo"
"heewoe
heerah"
'heewa
'jelly goode fer ye!" day sayd.

an den i puttid alla dodos on
on
iputtd dem on my seeqwit iwund wiff me unikorns an dragins an juss my fens kin kum an pway wiff dem.

An alla pirits sayd/''
oh ye kin be da gar den ove da fweet! day sayd

:furious: i not pway inna garrdin :furious:
i muss fitt da GoodeshuppeLollypoppe

rrrrrrrrr
avass!

Hokay piewits!

we be gon onna kwest !

I bee coman by da fryn gettee munstr ta serch ferrrrrrrr
rrrrrrr
rrrrr

ta serch fer DA O LEE CHEEZE !


an so da bwave piwits led by ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:30 pm

. . . ET and Auntie BB locked NefYooBB in the bilge and went to search for da o lee cheeze. On da furst night at cee . . .
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