I can top that....
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TwistedSister
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Re: I can top that....
I've got me a one eyed puss at home, his name be Oliver! Now all he needs is an eye patch.
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ChowMein
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Re: I can top that....
Pirate Johnson wrote:Cats are conspiring against mankind. Our only hope is to ally with the cats against ninjas. Cats are the only thing stealthier than a ninja. We don't want to oppose them. Cats are also good for eliminating rats. You may think that they are harmless expendable creatures, but this is all part of the act that most people have fallen for. As pirates, we need a diplomat to speek with the cats. I suggest Chow. Who better than a cat raised as a pirate to speek on our behalf.
ARGH ! , Oim on it matey !
Dem Ninjas wount know wot hit 'em , ha , day fink thay be so stealthy an sech .
Wot a larf !
Thay make so much rackit , me an' me litter mateys can git enuff sleep , we need abowt 16 hrs ye know .
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Iffn it be a catte arrghmy ye be a-lookin fer, me shippe be fully manned - oar cattedde. Thar be 35 arrghmed an deign jar us fee lions hear, reddye t' tayke on awl enemas uv pyrites effree ware.
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: I can top that....
now look what you have done ET, my one and only cat saw that and now ants a roommate
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TwistedSister
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I've got 3 myself. What do you do buy cat litter by the dump truck load??? MeWOW!!!
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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TwistedSister wrote:I've got 3 myself. What do you do buy cat litter by the dump truck load??? MeWOW!!!
Useta buy it by the pallette - 2500 lbs at a whack (back when the total was 43). No longer an option, now I get 4 or 5 50-lb bags every two weeks.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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TwistedSister
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Not to put a crimp in the game, but wow ET!!!! Don't know where you be, but someone is smiling down on you for taking care of kitties!!!
Can't top that one!
Can't top that one!
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Pirate Johnson
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I'm having a revival on this thread. I believe it was the first one I sharpened my cutlass on.
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Ubi Dubius
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My cutlass never needs sharpening.
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Pirate Johnson
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Re: I can top that....
The new threat
Why does every1 resort to using lightsabers.?.
...It's the only weekness we have.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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black bart
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Re: I can top that....
Oh no...he'll start the clone wars off again:
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In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Pirate Johnson
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To be the man... You have to beat the man. Wooooooooo! - Rick Flair(pre-ass on iMPACT)
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Rainswept
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Re: I can top that....
I would take Ric Flair, shine him up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick him directly up your candy ass.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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black bart
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Re: I can top that....
It's all Ass this and Ass that with you Americans isn't it?
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