I can top that....

[Elvalia]

Did so.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Tickets on sale now for the big Eh-a-thon, Zankou versus Elvalia in a no-holds-barred steel cage Eh-off!!!

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Are you sure having 2 teenagers in a cage-match isn't just a bit un-EH-thical?

[black bart]

Aye well, I think Zankou can go all the way, he's got a great EHngine, whereas Elvalia might just balk at the EHffort.

[Elvalia]

Aye well, I think Zankou can go all the way, he's got a great EHngine, whereas Elvalia might just balk at the EHffort.

You're kidding me, eh? I'm EHlite, and Zank's going down! He'll be EHching so bad from the force of my eh's, he'll regret the dEH he thought he could out-eh me!

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

all this EH-gging each EH-ther on isn't g-EH-tting you two in the cage, yunno..more Eh-ction, less EH-xtraneous verbage, please!

[Pirate Johnson]

Cat game
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]

Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]

Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]

Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
[Mac ticks off two fingers]

Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]

Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]

Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]


Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]

Foster: Meow what is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]

Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]

Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson: [Stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]

Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow!

[Pirate Johnson]

Thorny:[After pulling over high kids] Where you boys heading.
High Kid: Where going to Canada for some french fries and gravy.
Thorny: Canada Eh....Almost made it.

I Love Broken Lizard's Super Troopers!

[Pirate Johnson]

Meow you're banned for that.

(You see what I did there, meow?)

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The war has begun!

[pieces o'nine]

[ChowMein]

Oi ... uh... say tharr good lookin' ... thet be quite a scent ye be wearin' , oi could smell ye frum down thee block .

Oi went thru a gauntlet ta get ta ye ... uh ... wat sez ye abowt cumin o'er ta me shup fer sum reel rodints hunny ?

[pieces o'nine]

Chow, me dere: that be "Dom thee Danger Catte" from me goode shippe Thee Mad Moggies Revenge. Wiv awl doo respeck, oi dun fink yer 'is toipe, loike.


Ov corse, teck nickel lee, *no wun* be 'is toipe ... ennymoor ... iffin ye catches me drift ...

[ChowMein]

ARRRRRGH !

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Dun gitte werked uppe eneemoar, or tharr'll be cattes all over thee playce!

[Pirate Johnson]

Cats are conspiring against mankind. Our only hope is to ally with the cats against ninjas. Cats are the only thing stealthier than a ninja. We don't want to oppose them. Cats are also good for eliminating rats. You may think that they are harmless expendable creatures, but this is all part of the act that most people have fallen for. As pirates, we need a diplomat to speek with the cats. I suggest Chow. Who better than a cat raised as a pirate to speek on our behalf.

Therer are evil forces out there unlike anything we could imagine. We must unite to stop them.

The end could be closer than we asume. When it happens, only The Pirate/Cat Allied Forces will stand victorous!