
Happy Monkey!
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Ok then... Don't get it. 

There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
Re: Happy Monkey!
hahaha... I remember playing this like 5 years ago. Of course, I didn't know about the euphemism back then
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Re: Happy Monkey!
I THINK I EQUALLED THAT SCORE...whoops sorry still got the caps lock on from the talking in caps lock thread.

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Re: Happy Monkey!
Well the infinite monkey theorem sure could explain certain religious texts...
Happy Monkey, indeed.
Glad to learn of this greeting, though somewhat late into the game
Happy Monkey, indeed.
Glad to learn of this greeting, though somewhat late into the game
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Re: Happy Monkey!
I've hung four assorted monkeys outside my house. I had to explain why to a puzzled neighbour…
Now to create some FSMs out of fairy lights/woolly balls and pipecleaners/polystyrene balls and hair noodles.

Now to create some FSMs out of fairy lights/woolly balls and pipecleaners/polystyrene balls and hair noodles.
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Kelsy asked what i want for Monkey and after the assorted perversion i told her that i want to learn to make stained glass and i think that's what she's going to do for me!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Ha ha, Roy. If she's bought me studio time i'll make me a nice big FSM for the window!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Explained to a co-worker today when they offered me a Christmas Chocolate coin...though I still prefer "Happy Bah Humbug!"
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Explained to a co-worker today when they offered me a Christmas Chocolate coin...though I still prefer "Happy Bah Humbug!"
You turned down chocolate? crazy man....
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Always take their food. It's one of the few ways our religions are similar. I keep saying that you'll only catch me in a church for a wedding, a funeral or around Holiday when the lutherans have those great Scandanavian buffets!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Happy Monkey!
When did I say I turned it down?
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Looks like Milo is getting cataracts in that pix.
You're gonna blind him Roy!
Wonder if Milo ate the garland?
You're gonna blind him Roy!
Wonder if Milo ate the garland?
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Apparently dogs and cats have a semi-reflective layer on the back of their eyes. The reason humans have red-eye is light reflecting from the blood vessels in the back of the eye, dogs and cats actually reflect back more of the light (apparently).
Happy Monkey (which I will say now its actually the day in question :FSM_Scrooge:)
Happy Monkey (which I will say now its actually the day in question :FSM_Scrooge:)
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