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Re: Beer purity
I'm going to have to quote The Offspring on this one: "If it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, don't try this at home or at all. If it offends you, just don't listen to it." I only wish I could impart the inflection on that last bit.
Re: Beer purity
Restricting beer in The Great Colander in the Sky to those brewed in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot would certainly limit us in terms of selection. There wouldn't be any of my homebrew for starter
. I would also miss some of the fantastic local brews that may not meet such a measure.
George Carlin could always satarise other heavens - as everybody's heaven is unique, he would have a limitless amount of raw material to work with.

George Carlin could always satarise other heavens - as everybody's heaven is unique, he would have a limitless amount of raw material to work with.
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That's why I believe the beer that is in your glass in FSM heaven is what you happen to want at the time. If Sam Adams is your beverage of choice, then that's what you'll have, same if you happen to like Killian's, a particular microbrew, what have you. Hey, it's heaven, after all.
As for George...it wouldn't be heaven if he wasn't there.

As for George...it wouldn't be heaven if he wasn't there.
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They said: It is not just a beer, it is social capital, it is heaven! 

En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
Българска пастафарианска църква (Bulgarian Pastafarian Church)
- за прослава на Макаронения Бог


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Re: Beer purity
It has been said: beer is proof that FSM loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Re: Beer purity
RAmen! Whatever fedish you have will be satasfied. 

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Thanks be to FSM!



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Re: Beer purity
Most of mine are already being met. I would just like to try a furry thing once with a chick who's into the grey fox costume I'll have in Heaven.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
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Ah, Heaven. Where all our good dreams and fine wishes come true. And no one else necessarily has to witness them coming true 

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So... Val... What are yours? I dream of alot of things in Heaven, endless rum, involunerability, lazerbeam projecting eyes, spell check, flame retardant beards fer thu men, women I find attractive shanking eachother for my attention...
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
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Good booze, good friends, and ways to indulge some of my more psychotic imaginings without consequences. 

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Valanthe wrote:Good booze, good friends, and ways to indulge some of my more psychotic imaginings without consequences.
Without consequence... What would you do?
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Let's just say that when I get really frustrated, I can imagine all the really nasty things I can do to the people who are frustrating me. I tend to keep them to myself since most people would be at least mildly freaked. I know, there's not supposed to be anything frustrating in heaven, but wouldn't it be nice to take out your frustrations on (at least facsimiles) of the people you just can't stand?
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Yar, ya be welcome ta use me cutlass eny toime ya likes. Oi'v sharghpined thu blade fer just such uhkazuns, me lassie. Oi keeps it in thu corner next ta me flint lock.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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Re: Beer purity
Heaven is sounding like your own personal Holodeck. Maybe we just need to go ahead and invent those.
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