we must have a latin phrase, here are some.

[FirstMateNate]

"Dux in ero"

[FirstMateNate]

Tuus matar hamsterius est, et tuus pater buca sabucorum fundor! - Your Mother is a hamster and your farther smells of Elderberries
Ego alvus vaporos versus tuo expellere - I fart in your general direction
Id et vulnus caris solus - Its only a flesh wound

[Putanesca]

I Putanesca, His one true prophet etc. etc. (Black Olive unofficial separatist wing), have pondered this subject and thus do I speak:

“For centuries the initiated (politicians, lawyers, doctors, theologians, academics, priests etc.) have used impressive looking but ultimately meaningless drivel to keep themselves atop their ivory towers and us, the hygienically challenged masses (I did just have a shower but I’m pretty sure I missed that bit behind my ears, again) in our ‘rightful’ place, i.e. at the bottom looking up in awe.”

“I therefore give to you our very own meaningless drivel with which to combat them and get this, it’s been around for over 500 years (now is that forward planning by the FSM or what?). It’s called Lorem Ipsum (check it out at http://www.lipsum.com/).”

Let me give you a sample and I cite:

(Penguins ?:42) Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Pellentesque lacus massa, luctus a, feugiat et, dignissim in, metus. Nullam pretium condimentum leo. Duis lacinia vehicula risus. Fusce vitae dolor. Phasellus quis sem non justo bibendum blandit. Praesent diam dui, imperdiet nec, dictum ut, convallis vel, turpis. Duis ut justo ut odio blandit suscipit. Sed elit diam, commodo quis, aliquet et, venenatis ut, quam. Sed eget dui. Quisque at lacus eu enim bibendum suscipit. Curabitur accumsan est sed tellus. Suspendisse volutpat, mi quis porta aliquam, erat urna condimentum orci, eu porta dui dui et felis. Nunc et metus.
(Penguins ?:43) That’s my fish, that is.
(Penguins ?:44) Cras et tortor in turpis laoreet cursus. Nam nec lacus. Ut eros. Nullam ante. Integer elementum tempus nunc. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec placerat nisi eget lacus. Vestibulum ante. Nulla faucibus tempor magna. In elementum nibh sit amet nibh. Quisque semper.
(Penguins ?:45) Oh yes it is.

[Nahmala]

Ego sum iens neco vos, tamen vos operor ignoro quoniam vos es non validus ut lego is. -I am going to kill you, but you do not know because you are not able to read this.

Ego may non vultus amo is, tamen ego sum vere a rabidus ninja coniuratus vestri nex. -I may not look like it, but I am actually a crazy ninja plotting your death.

Preteritus est refero ut quis victus vos cultus. Verus proventus est 'Quis sauce operor Utor?' -Pasta is the answer to what food you worship. The real issue is 'What sauce do I use?' (I dunno about this one.)

Vacuus caro orbis illic es iustus devia noodles. -Without meatballs, there are just lonely noodles.

[Karban]

How about


"Now is the Discount of our Summer Tents"


Thats what the FSM really wanted Shakespeare to Say before he turned tourncoate and changed his coulours.

May the favoured ones be honoured for their efforts!


Can any lubber translate that before me cheeese loses its flavour? Its a really nice piece of jarlstink an i'd hate it to perish before i could eat it with me tuna.

[Karban]

How about "A Tutu Brutus?" Thats what Caesar Said,

I'll stake me life on it your Honour! Garrrrrr!

[Angel-Hair Archmage]

Good site but i need one with a search engine for the words, I hate clicking back and forth to find a phrase.

[CoolName]

Cogito sumere potum alterum:

I think I’ll have another drink

[codered]

I personally like 'nisi globi fartis frustra' Without the meatballs, all is in vain.

I like this one the best so far, it gave me a good laugh and pretty much sums it up. My non-related personal favorite is "Sic Transit Gloria". Everything sounds better in Latin.

[PirateFishWorshipper]

I like "Omnis aveo nostra Volucre Spacellus Monster!"
"All hail our Flying Spaghetti Monster!"

[Yonn]

Sit preteritus ut nunquam iens nocens

more or less: He is the pasta that never goes bad

[Ubi Dubium]

I will have to say, I like the idea of adopting the Lorem Ipsum as our official Latin Gibberish. It doesn't really mean anything, but it turns up as a placeholder in all kinds of places. It's obviously been put there by His Noodliness, and people just didn't realize it. Much the same way people who say "Happy Holiday" are honoring the FSM (pesto be upon him) without even realizing it.

[Cardinal Fang]

I will have to say, I like the idea of adopting the Lorem Ipsum as our official Latin Gibberish. It doesn't really mean anything, but it turns up as a placeholder in all kinds of places. It's obviously been put there by His Noodliness, and people just didn't realize it. Much the same way people who say "Happy Holiday" are honoring the FSM (pesto be upon him) without even realizing it.

According to Jasper Fforde, Lorem Ipsum is the language of the book world. How much do we like literature?

CF

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

My favorite Latin phrase is "Semper ubi sub ubi". It's silly, it's sensible, and it's a homonym pun via translation to English only.

[2eyespatch]

allrighty then, here I come with some latinajos:

Neque semper arcum tendit Apollo (Apolo is not always straining the bow, meaning that even gods have some fun time on the side)

Davus sum, non Oedipus (I am Davo, the ignorant slave, not Edipo, the wise hero)

and The One To Beat Them All:
Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit (the wise man doe not pee against the wind)