Complete the Piratey Headline
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- black bart
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
'Pants' Now Deemed Innapropriate, 'Trousers' Sure To cover up Zankou's nobbly knees
Big Ron Claims: Dave L Ate My ******
Big Ron Claims: Dave L Ate My ******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Big Ron Claims: Dave L Ate My Life-Sized Porcelain Dugong Collection
An' me Gran!
DaveL's Gran Discovered Missing, City Watch Worried About The Paradox, Looking For *********
An' me Gran!
DaveL's Gran Discovered Missing, City Watch Worried About The Paradox, Looking For *********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
DaveL's Gran Discovered Missing, City Watch Worried About The Paradox, Looking For a Dugong instead
Walk the Plank's wig meets a female wig and has 4 to a litter. Plank's wig names his youngsters *****, ******, ****** and ******.
Walk the Plank's wig meets a female wig and has 4 to a litter. Plank's wig names his youngsters *****, ******, ****** and ******.
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- black bart
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Walk the Plank's wig meets a female wig and has 4 to a litter. Plank's wig names his youngsters Baldrick, Baldwyn, Baldzoc and Baldwyna.
Playbilge Centrefold Miss September Dugong found in Wayne Roonies ******
Playbilge Centrefold Miss September Dugong found in Wayne Roonies ******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Playbilge Centrefold Miss September Dugong found in Wayne Roonies Kitchen
The misogynistic then made her dust the top of the fireplace.
Dugongs Massing In Portsmouth Bay, Residents Fear For **********
The misogynistic then made her dust the top of the fireplace.
Dugongs Massing In Portsmouth Bay, Residents Fear For **********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Dugongs Massing In Portsmouth Bay, Residents Fear For Real Estate Values
Marooned Captain Tanguerra found *****
Marooned Captain Tanguerra found *****
Aaarrrrgggh!
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Marooned Captain Tanguerra found Drunk and Bound On Bondage Island
Captain Tanguerra Returns, Much Rejoicing From Pirates, Except For ********
Captain Tanguerra Returns, Much Rejoicing From Pirates, Except For ********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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Captain Tanguerra Returns, Much Rejoicing From Pirates, Except For Young Sanchez
"I always have to do the washing up!" he says
Mayor Liversausage contemplates a huge ***
"I always have to do the washing up!" he says
Mayor Liversausage contemplates a huge ***
Aaarrrrgggh!
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
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Aaargh! Prepare to be boarded sneakersupplier! Have at em lads!
Aaarrrrgggh!
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
- ChowMein
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Mayor Liversausage contemplates a huge dump by thee dock ,residents in an uproar
"Fergit it then , it was juss a bit ove gas anywazes"
ChowMein To Cater Welcome Back Parrrty for Pyrates , Towne Physician Is ******
"Fergit it then , it was juss a bit ove gas anywazes"
ChowMein To Cater Welcome Back Parrrty for Pyrates , Towne Physician Is ******
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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ChowMein To Cater Welcome Back Parrrty for Pyrates , Towne Physician Is Buyin' Lamp Oil Fer Sum Reezin
Size 150 Being Erased As Headline Size, Experts Say *********
Size 150 Being Erased As Headline Size, Experts Say *********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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- black bart
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Size 150 Being Erased As Headline Size, Experts Say Size Does Matter After All
Bart Industries Opens New Menswear Shop for the larger man called *******
Bart Industries Opens New Menswear Shop for the larger man called *******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Bart Industries Opens New Menswear Shop for the larger man called Breeches an' MoomoosSub-heading reads: "Fer the tre large pirate"
Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of **********
Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of **********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of DaveL's new wife[/quote]
Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****
Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of DaveL's new wife
Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder, killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****
Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder, killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
http://www.loose-canon.info/
http://www.loose-canon.info/
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